The Official Ifurita Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Ifurita, REAL IFURITA. This site is awesome. My name is Dick Saucer and I can't stop thinking about Ifurita. This girl is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ifurita is a mammal.

2. Ifurita fights ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Ifurita is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Key                   Cleavage

Makoto

Testimonial:

Ifurita can kill anyone she wants!  Ifurita blows up cities ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This girl is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that she was just standing around.  And when somebody, somewhere did something, she killed the whole planet.  My friend Katsuo said that he saw Ifurita totally uppercut Jinnai just because he opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Ifurita has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will blow up your city!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Ifurita is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  She is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ifurita is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait 'til my Ranma 1/2 movie 1 DVD comes in the mail next week.  I love Ifurita with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Ifurita?

A: Ifurita is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Ifurita is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Ifurita is always cruel or mean.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Ifurita can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Ifurita do when she's not blowing up cities or flipping out?

A: Most of her free time is spent flying, but sometimes she makes tea.  (Ask Katsuo if you don't believe me.)

Here's Ifurita ready to ROCK (or ready for bed)!!!