- "So what's a few raindrops
between friends? Love Tai. *realizes what he wrote* Love? I mean from! I
mean- Uhh!"--Tai
-
- "You try to say sorry to a
girl and your computer shuts you down!"--Tai Yeah. I hate it when
that happens.
-
- "Izzy, you're all sweaty.
What's wrong?"--Tai
- "The egg, the egg has already
hatched!"--Izzy
- "Uhh... *looks at the egg he's
holding*
- "No, not that egg!"
-
- "Looks like a cross between a
jellyfish and a contact lense."--Tai
-
- "He's only in elementary
school but he's already taking classes at Colorado State."--Izzy
- "So what? I'm in junior high
school and I take classes in junior high school."--Tai
-
- "Hello? I made beef jerky
shakes!"--Mrs. Kamiya Mmm. Beefy...
-
- "I wish Agumon was here to
help us."--Tai
- "Tai!"--Agumon
- "I can almost hear him
now."
- "You CAN hear me now."
- "It's like he was here."
- "I am here!" Sometimes,
you'd think he's not listening at all...
-
- "We'll help you guys because
you were the best friends we ever had!"--Patamon
- "What better way to express
friendship then to save your world?"--Tentomon
- "Tentomon..."--Izzy
- "Please, don't get
emotional!"--Tentomon
-
- "Thanks a lot guys. You won't
be alone. We'll be right here at the computer!"--Tai Wow.
-
- "He's taking a test?? He's the
only kid I know who colunteers for summer school!"--Tai
-
- "Okay, that's one box of
chocolates. Your total comes to one million, one hundred- What!? *reads
total* Yeah, that's what it says. This must be really good chocolate!
Paper or plastic?"--Female clerk
-
- "Be there, be there, be
there... Oh, hello there! This is Tai!"--Tai
- "You're selling
ties?"--Grandma Takaishi
- "No, my name is Tai.
I'm looking for Matt or Tk!"
- "That's a coincidence, those
are my grandkids' names."
- "That's great, are they
there?"
- "Mm-hmm."
- "Right now?"
- "Mm-hmm."
- "Can I talk to them?"
- "Oh, I love talking to them
too. They're here visiting."
- "Please, I need to talk to
them right away!"
- "Oh, ok. I'll tell them.
*hangs up phone* Kiiids?"
- "Augh..." It took me
an eternity to write this all down, but it was worth it. ^_^
-
- "You don't understand! The
magician is coming over later and I've already volunteered to be sawed in
half!"--Kari
- "Whatever! Just tell the half
with feet to run on home."--Tai
-
- "Greetings! You have no new
mail! OK?"--Sora's laptop
- "No, it's not okay. Stupid
Tai!"--Sora
-
- "Thanks for visting
meow.com."--computer I found this hilarious, strangely enough.
-
- "You're gonna need a
password."--Tai
- "You can use mine;
Prodigious!"--Izzy Now wasn't THAT a surprise...
-
- "We'll sneak up on him
quietly."--Agumon
- "Super
shocker!"--Tentomon
- "That's
quietly!?"--Agumon
-
- "You guys make this stuff look
easy!"--Tai
-
- "I've gotta warn everyone!
*ials*"--Tai
- "All circuits are busy. Try
again later."--Telephone lady
- "Oh great, it's busy! *gasp*
Mimi! *dials again*"
- "All circuits are still busy.
Try again later."
- "C'mon, how can that be busy
too? *dials*"
- "All circuits are still
busy,"
- "Not again. *dials*"
- "Didn't you hear me!?
- "Whaa?"
- "It's BUSY!!!"
- "I'm sorry, lady!" I
find this strangely amusing also! Heyo!
-
- "His long distance bill must
be enormous!"--Tai
- "Oh!"--Izzy
- "What?"
- "Connection...
terminated."
- "Whaaat next??" I just
love their expressions here! Haha!
-
- "Phone's have gone dead
worldwide. If your phone's dead, please call your phone company."--TV
announcer
- "Well, at least my sister
won't call me three times a day anymore."--Mrs. Kamiya
-
- "How does it work?"--Tai
- "Well, do you know what a
semi-conducter is?"--Izzy
- "A guy who works part-time on
a train?"
- "Never mind."
-
- "Hey Tai, this is Matt. So
what's the big emergency? Call me back."--Matt
- "Augh!"--TK
- "Oh, I gotta go. Grandma fell
asleep on TK again." The way he said this was so goooood. *blink*
Oh, I'm going into that mode again. Eep!
-
- "Guys, the closest thing our
grandmother has to a computer is an egg timer so we're going into town to
find one!"--Matt
-
- "Hee hee hee!"--TK
- "Uncle Al! I said slow
down!"--Matt
- "Still can't hear
you!"--Uncle Al Yeah right. 'Uncle Al.' He's about as real as
Dwaine, Sora's so-called cousin. ^_^
-
- "I do have one question
though. What do you think that Digimon would be like if the virus never
attacked him?"--Izzy
- "I have a question too. Why
are you still drinking that junk??"--Tai
- "Look, just because you don't
like to drink healthy doesn't mean I don't." That right, Izzy!
Dare to be different!
-
- "We got the
digivices!"--Matt
- "Now what?"--TK
- "Awesome! We'll tell Gennai to
upload Gabumon and Patamon unto the net!"--Tai
- "You can do that?"--Matt
- "That sounds like fun. All I
do is play solitaire on that thing but-"--Floyd, a barber
- "Careful Floyd! You almost cut
my ear off!"--Floyd's unfortunate customer
- "Kids today are so smart,
aren't they?"--Old Man
- "I still can't set the time on
my VCR."--Old Woman
- "Hey Matt, who are all those
weird people?"--Tai
- "They're not weird, they're my
best friends! *whispers* Considering this is the only computer in
town!"--Matt
-
- "Hey, can I have
yours?"--Izzy, referring to Mrs. Kamiya's potato juice, or something
- "Izzy, you're the bravest kid
I know."
-
- "Sorry we're
late!"--Gabumon
- "I was surfing the net and I
wiped out!"--Patamon Ah ha ha ha... ah.
-
- "Is TK on this
ride?"--Patamon
- "He's not tall
enough."--Gabumon
-
- "I'm nothing but a programmer.
Don't interfere."--Diaboramon Yeah, don't be a player-hater.
-
- "He's teasing us!"--Matt
- "Oh yeah? Then let's get
him!"--Tai
- "It's time to digivolve!"
-
- "Tentomon!"--Izzy
- "I'm fine! What about
Patamon?"--Tentomon
- *looks* "Ah!"--Izzy
- (Patamon is unconscious)
- "Aww, Patamon! Are you okay!?
Patamon, speak to me! C'mon, get up! I'm coming! Say something!!"
*continues to panic*--TK
- "TK, you can't... But YOU
can!!"--Matt, talking to MetalGarurumon
- "Wipe him out!"--Tai,
talking to WarGreymon
-
- *groaning* "It's no
use..."--Izzy
- "What are you talking about?
We're winning!"--Tai
- "This could be it..."
- "Yeah! great huh?"
- "Not that!"
- "What's going on?"
- "There's something wrong with
me..."
- "What are you talking
about?"
- "I think it's your mother's
recipes!" *stumbles to the bathroom*"
- "See? I hate to tell ya I told
you so, but... I told you so!!" *points* Bwa ha ha ha haaaa!
-
- "Tai, look! Something's
wrong!"--Matt
- "Huh? *looks at screen* Oh no!
They're slowing down!
- *continues watching*
- Huh!? C'mon! *smacks computer,
causing it to freeze* Gah!"
- "Tai, where'd you go!?
WarGreymon has practically stopped moving!"--Matt
-
- "Oh no oh no oh no!
*panics*"--Tai
- *comes back* "Oh I feel much
better."--Izzy
- "I didn't touch anything, I
swear!"
- "Ah, Tai! What did you
do!?"
- "It wasn't my fault! Besides,
who told you to go to the bathroom at such an important time!?"
- "Like I had a choice! Oh,
why'd you break the computer!? Now I have to reboot!"
- "It's not like I did it on
purpose."
- "Yeah right, just like it
wasn't your fault with Sora." Ooh hoo, dissed.
-
- "That wasn't my fault... Okay,
maybe it was my fault."--Tai
- "What happened?"--Izzy
- "It was stupid! I got her this
great hairpin for her birthday and then she got all mad and said 'Oh, so
you don't like my hairstyle?' So I said, 'How could you tell, you're
always wearing a hat.' And then she said 'Oh, so now you don't like my
hat, huh?!' Augh, it's all very confusing..."
-
- "Hey guys, where were you!?
You sure picked out a lousy time to pick a lunch break!"--Matt
- "What happened to him??!
WarGreymon!"--Tai
- "Tai... I can't
move..."--WarGreymon
- "WarGreymon... I let him down.
I should've been there."--Tai Aww. *pats Tai's back*
-
- "Your Digimon's a
loser."--Izzy
- "What did you say??"--Tai
- "How can two mega-level
Digimon be defeated by one lousy bug? WarGreymon quit like a coward."
- "You take that back or
I'll-"
- "I was reading an e-mail from
another kid!"
- "You didn't have to read it so
well..."
- "Hey you two, this isn't the
time to be fighting!"--Matt
- "Stupid e-mails."--Tai
-
- "Diaboramon's back! Another
e-mail? Huh? 'Who can count backwards from ten?' Huh? Is he giving us a
math test?"--Tai
-
- "Tai, look! E-mails from all
over the world! 'Get that evil Digimon! You're our only hope!' Here's
another one; 'Be home by six o'clock.' Oh wait, that's from my
mom."--Izzy
- "I'm trying to save the world
and you're reading fanmail!"--Tai
- "We just lost our
connection!"
- "Greeeat!!"
- "Don't worry, we'll get it
back."
-
- "Listen, I think that if we
defeat the original Diaboramon the rest will disappear."--Izzy
- "What!?"--Tai
- "All we have to do is is
destroy each one until we find the original."
- "Sounds great. How many are
there so far?"
- "Oh no..."
- "Spit it our, Izzy. How many
are there?"
- "There are over 75,000 and
counting." Oh dear lord. *pause* LORDY.
-
- "Now we're-"--Tai
- "Just about-"--Mrs.
Kamiya
- "FINISHED!!!"--Joe's
retarded teacher
- "It can't end like this!--Joe
-
- "Please guys, stop writing! I
know your intentions are good, but you're really only hurting our cause.
You're e-mails are putting our Digimon in danger."--Izzy
-
- "WarGreymon... I've got to
help. There must be a way... somehow."--Tai
-
- "WarGreymon, I'm
here."--Tai
- "MetalGarurumon... Wake up.
Don't quit now. Why won't he answer me, Tai?"--Matt
- "Keep trying, Matt... Listen,
I don't have a whistle to wake you, but I want you to know you're not
alone, okay? And the mail keeps coming, it won't stop! Kids from all over
the world are writing to you. They need your help. You're the only one who
could do it. Feel their hope, feel their strength!"--Tai I love
Tai's moments like these. ^_^
-
- "They combined!"--TK
- "Part WarGreymon-"--Izzy
- Part MetalGarurumon!"--Tk
- "They digivolve together to
become-"--Izzy
- "Omnimon!!"--Omnimon Yeeeeah!
-
- "One minute to go!"--Tai
- "One minute to go! *finishes
up test*"--Joe
- "One minute to go. *looks in
microwave*"--Mrs. Kamiya
-
- "Squad leader to command. We
did not destroy the target. The missile will impact. Repeat, the missile
will impact."--Army guy You guys SUCK.
-
- "We have the power to destroy
him now, but we don't have the time. Willis was right, we have to slow
down Diaboramon."--Izzy
- "Thirty seconds
left!"--TK
- *gasps* "The e-mails! If I
forward him all the e-mails, it'll slow him down like it did us! Keep
snding them, kids!"--Izzy
- *laughs diabolically*--Diaboramon
- "You've... got... MAIL!"
*click*--Izzy Oh, I like that movie. It's so pleasant. Like a gentle
embrace. *blink* Pootie Tang!
-
- "He keeps moving! Everytime we
have him in our sights, he jumps somewhere else! He keeps
moving!"--Tai Yeah. Now WHY would your enemy do a thing like that?
-
- "Ten seconds left! Nine,
eight, seven-"--Tai
- "Ah!"--TK
- "Six-"--Tai
- "Ugh!"--Izzy
- "Five, four, three-"--Tai
- "Aah!"--Matt
- "Two... Ooone!!!"--Tai
- "Connection: terminated."
- "Williiiisss..." *fades
away*
-
- "Tai? It's about time. 'Dear
Sora... threw up in hat... So what's a few raindrops between friends?
Love, Tai.' *smiles* Ohh... Stupid Tai."--Sora *smacks forehead*
-
- "I'm about to
barf..."--Izzy
- "Wait til you try the
cake."--Tai O_o
-
- The end! Yaaay! ^_^