[Girl
adlibs]
"Oh my god, Mari, look at his butt.
It is so cute.
He looks like one of those anime guy creations.
Who understands those anime guys?
Girls only watch him because he's a total bishounen, ok?
I mean his butt...
It's just so pretty.
I can't believe it's so animated.
It's just out there.
I mean, it's mind-boggling.
Look, he's just so- wow."
[Song
starts]
I like Matt's butt and I cannot lie.
You crazed fangirls can't deny.
That when Matt walks in with his cutey-wutey waist,
And a yummy thing in your face,
You get sprung!
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was- what?!
Good in the jeans he's wearing,
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
Oh, boy I wanna get with ya.
And take your picture.
My homegirls tried to warn me,
But with that butt you got
Make me so woozy.
Ooh, look at that smooth skin.
You say you wanna sing a song.
Well sing to me, sing to me cuz I ain't that average groupy.
I've seen him playin' .
The heck with digivolvin'.
I'm in a sweat, he's got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette.
I'm tired of magazines
saying Pokémon's the only thing.
Take the average DigiFan and ask her that
He gotta pack much back, so...
Fangirls! (yeah?!), Fangirls! (yeah?!)
Has Yamato got the butt? (hell yeah!)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that animated butt!
Yama got back!
I like'em Yama's and only his.
And when I'm watching that butt of his
I just can't help myself.
I'm actin like a fanatic.
Now here's when I get ecstatic.
I wanna see you on the tube at home.
And watch, really watch, watch watch!
I ain't talkin' bout Takeru.
Cuz I don't like boys that still play with toys.
I want them to be Yama only.
So find that FoxKids channel.
I'm in a lot of trouble.
When my 'rents find out they'll burst my bubble!
So I'm lookin' at downloaded RealPlayer videos.
Watchin' my Yama, look at him go.
You can have the other guys like Koushiro.
I'll keep my Matt like how I keep my flow.
A word to the yummy Yamato.
I wanna get with ya.
I won't stalk or scare ya.
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna be with ya
Til the break of dawn.
Boy, I got it goin on!
A lot of peeps won't like this song
Cuz them uptights like to proper, but quit it.
I'd rather stay and play.
Cuz I'm a fan and I'm strong.
And I'm down to get my groove on!
So Fangirls! (yeah!?), Fangirls! (yeah!?)
Do you wanna role with Matt for eternity? (yeah!)
Then turn around-
Stick it out-
Even Joe fans got to shout:
Yama got back!
Yeah baby...
When it comes to Yama,
Digimon ain't got nothin to do with my selection.
I can party with Yama all the time.
Only if he's available.
So your friends say he's no fun-da,
Playin' Cardcaptor tapes by numba.
But Cardcaptors ain't got a Yama to have a bit of fun-da.
My eyes don't wanna see none unless it's Matt's buns, hon.
You can fight evil Digimon and save the day, but please don't lose that butt.
Some others wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the his butt has got to go
So they toss it and leave it.
And I pull up quick to retrieve it.
So your friends says you're whack,
Well I ain't down with that.
Cuz that is all and Yama is kickin'.
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the other anime guys in the magazines?
They ain't it, Miss Thang.
Give me a picture I can't resist him.
Good looks and 'tude didn't miss him.
Some knuckleheads tried to dis
Cuz this guy is on my list.
She had game but she chose to hit 'em.
And I pulled up quick to get with 'em.
So Yama if the butt is pretty.
And you wanna party down in the city,
Dial 1-900-CallMePlease and kick them confused thoughts.
Yama got back!!
[end song]
~~~~~
Original Lyrics
[Girl]
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so blah
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so &^%$#
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these b*mb*s walkin' like &^%$
You can have them !@%&^#
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna $%&@
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of p*mps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
~~~~~
Well, that's it. Whaddaya think? ^_^ And for some who are offended by some words, I censored them out. See how nice I am? ^_^ And also, some of the lyrics make absolutely NO sense whatsoever. But this is by ME, so no surprise there. Oh, and I have nothing against Pokémon and Cardcaptors. ^^; *cough* Except that Card Captor Sakura has the worst dub ever. Oh, the horror... *cough**wheeze* Ahem. Anyhoo, is that all I wanna say? *thinks* Yeah, pretty much.
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"Yama Got Back" is a parody by Mari-San. Please don't steal or plagerize in any way. I mean, puh-leaze. Can you be original for just one minute!? *ahem* And kudos to lyrics.astraweb.com for the original lyrics. ^_^
