A duet between the Rogue and our very own Yama

 

It was 6:30 Eastern

(That’s 5:30 West)

And Digimon was about to come on. (Di- gi!)

All the mons were outside kicking @$$

Using freaky powers (ooh!)

And the humans were watching

They’ve seen it before (hey- yeah, hey...)

And then WHOA! there he was!

I think he’s looking right at me! (No way!)

Hey, I know what I see when I see it.

Watch me jump in the tube and do my talk.

Damn, Matt, I got somethin’ to say.

 

Tell me would it be okay if I said...

You got it.

You all dat.

You got it.

Baby, don’t turn me away!

 

Well, then my mom started laughing at me (a ha ha ha ha ha!)

I had to make a quick retreat and get ready for Season Two. (Bong!)

Cause my love was like a bomb about to explode

And only he can light my fuse.

So I’m walking (whoa)

I’m talking (way)

Damn, Matt, I got somethin’ to say.

 

Tell me would it be okay if I said...

You got it.

You all dat.

You got it.

Baby, don’t turn me away!

 

Desperate gals

Make desperate moves

So I dropped to my knees and prayed (yeah!)

“Please God

Let Matt look this way.

And while you’re at it, gives Izzy his hair back?”

So I opened my eyes

And to my surprise

My god of love was standing there, and he says:

 

“Damn, Rogue, got somethin’ to say?

“Well, come on.

“Hurry up.

“I don’t got all day.

“You got the hots for me, I can see.

“But you gotta give all you got to get me.

“So, come on.

“Come on.

“Whatcha got?

“Give it to me.

“Hey, is that a full head of hair on Izumi?

“Oh my God. Here comes Jun.

“We must run, or she’ll start stalking me soon.

 

“Okay. Check it out. This is how you do it.

“Tell me, would it be okay if I said...

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Baby, don’t turn me away!

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Tell me would it be okay if I said...

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Baby don’t turn me away!

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.”

The Rogue: “Matt, you’re repeating yourself!”

Matt: “That’s the point.

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Baby... here comes Jun!”

 

It was 6: 30 Eastern.

(That’s 5:30 West.)

And Yama and I were running from Jun...

I was up with the moon

And down with the stars

And the party was carrying on (party!)

All the girls were outside kicking sand, sipping on mohitos (ooh!)

And all the boys were standing around dancing the congo (hey- yeah, hey...)

And then WHOA! there she was, I think she’s looking right at me (no way!)

Hey, I know what I see when I see it.

Watch me go down there and do my talk.

Damn, girl, I got something to say.

 

Tell me would it be okay if I said...

You got it.

You all dat.

You got it.

Baby, don’t turn me away!

 

So all the the girls started laughing at me (a ha ha ha ha ha)

I had to make a quick retreat and get ready for round two (bong!)

‘Cause my love was like a bomb about to explode

And only she can light my fuse

So I’m walking (whoa)

I’m talking (way)

Damn, girl, I got something to say.

 

Tell me would it be okay if I said...

You got it.

You all dat.

You got it.

Baby, don’t turn me away!

 

Desperate men make desperate moves

So I dropped to my knees and prayed.

“Please, God.

“This one time, can you give me a night of ecstasy just for two?”

So I opened my eyes and to my surprise

My goddess of love was standing there, and she says-

 

“Damn, baby, you got something to say?

“Well, come on. Hurry up. I don’t got all day.

“You got the hots for me. I can see.

“But you gotta give all you got to get me.

“So come on. Come on. Whatcha got? Give it to me.

“If not, you’re just one of the guys who wanna do me, hon.

“Let me show you how it’s done.

“You gotta have balls or you ain’t gonna get none.

 

“Okay. Check it out. This is how you do it.

“Tell me would it be okay if I said...

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Baby don’t turn me away!

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Tell me would it be okay if I said...

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Baby don’t turn me away!

You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

 

“Tell me would it be okay if I said...

“You got it.

“You all dat.

“You got it.

“Baby don’t turn me away!

 

I was up with the moon

And down with the stars.

And me and my baby were having our own party.

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"Matt's All Dat" is a parody by The Rogue. Please don't steal or plagerize in any way. I mean, puh-leaze. Can you be original for just one minute!? *ahem*