Uh oh

I said hello to Matt as I walked into the room and closed the door 
And he said hi right back, and smiled at me once more...C'mon 
Deep down I know he likes me, 
but Houston, we got a problem. (problem) 
No matter what we do, or say
Jun's right there chasing after him. (oh no) 


Sometimes we run, sometimes we hide 
Sometimes we stop, or step aside. 
Sometimes we talk to her and trick her out but still she wont change 
her mind. 
She thinks she's hot, and that she's cool, 
Matt believes she's just a mule, but no matter what we do, she's almost 
always there,
Every single time. 

Yeah, every single time. 

Sometimes we walk around, just the two of us at the mall. 
Sometimes we hang around with T.K. at his house. 
But then knock, knock, knock, knock at the door. We all freak and hit 
the floor, and run and hide for safety cuz its Jun.
She asks his dad where Matt could be and he points right at us,
And we try to run, and yet we're caught
And that's the time uh-huh, uh-huh she slapped me. 

Sometimes we run, sometimes we hide 
Sometimes we stop, or step aside. 
Sometimes we talk to her and trick her out but still she wont change 
her mind. 
She thinks she's hot, and that she's cool, 
Matt believes she's just a mule, but no matter what we do, she's almost 
always there,
Every single time. 

Yeah, every single time. Every single time.

Keep it up girl you better stop. 
You know the level of annoyance you rate the top.
And when we run away, just let us be. You're the scariest person in 
history.
I said let's talk about it as she walked up to me and slapped me once 
more
Then I got sick of it, and slapped her back too hard.

Sometimes we run, sometimes we hide 
Sometimes we stop, or step aside. 
Sometimes we talk to her and trick her out but still she wont change 
her mind. 
She thinks she's hot, and that she's cool, 
Matt believes she's just a mule, but no matter what we do, she's almost 
always there,
Every single time. 

Yeah, every single time.

Keep it up girl you better stop. 
You know the level of annoyance you rate the top.
And when we run away, just let us be. You're the scariest person in 
history.

Every Other Time

C'mon
I said lets talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door
But I just laugh about it cuz she's always playin those games...C'mon
Deep down I know she loves me,
but she got a funny way of showin' me how she cares (she cares)
Last night she did a doughnut on my lawn
and drove out with her finger in the air (oh yeah)
Chorus:


Sometimes its black, sometimes its white
Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes 
her mind
Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold
Somtimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in 
love with her
Every other time
Yeah, every other time
Sometimes we sit around just the two of us on a park bench

Sometimes we swim around like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts
But then I think about the time when we broke up b4 the prom and you 
told everyone that I was gay
Sometimes I walk around the town for hours just to settle down
but I take u back and u kick me down 
But that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.
~Chorus~


Keep it up homegirl don't u quit
U know the way you scream is the ultimate
And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around 
the block
I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door
One day we'll laugh about it, cuz we're always playin those games
~Chorus~

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"Every Single Time" is a parody by SugarsVixen. Please don't steal or plagerize in any way. I mean, puh-leaze. Can you be original for just one minute!? *ahem*