*singing* I saw Yamato kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
he didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
he thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Yamato tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, how gay it would have seemed
If the gang had only seen
Yamato kissing Santa Claus last night.

Then, I saw Yamato touching Santa Claus
over here and over there and everywhere;
Oh, how gay it would have seemed
If the gang had only seen
Yamato kissing Santa Claus last night.

Then, I saw Yamato undressing Santa Claus
That's when I realized, it wasnt Santa
after all, But my brother in disgiuse! *singing stopped*
wait a minute....my brother!?
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Hikari: T-Taichi!?!
Taichi: Hikari!?!
Takeru: What's happening?
Yamato: *hangs head* Oh no...
Takeru: Oh my....*faints*
Hikari: *chokes in laughter* Oh my dear God! Wait'll every- one hears about this *more laughter*

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Original Lyrics

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
she thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

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Now wasn't that just awesome!?! ^_^

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"I Saw Yamato Kissing Santa Claus" is a parody by Taitheriszilada. Please don't steal or plagerize in any way. I mean, puh-leaze. Can you be original for just one minute!? *ahem*