Lyrics written by Wolf O'Donnell
Sung by the Digi-Destined (badly) to the theme of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ by Queen.

Disclaimer: In no way are the lyrics promoting the drinking of beer or eating ten thousand tin cans of baked beans. Both are hazardous to your health, and in the case of the baked beans, if not your health, then those of the people around you.
Remember, don't get drunk and don't smoke.

Cast:

Tai's lyrics are in white.
TK and Matt's lyrics are in blue.
Mimi and Joe's lyrics are in green.
Izzy and Sora's lyrics are in teal.
Agumon's lyrics are in red.
Anything in this colour is sung by everyone.
The Wind Instrument is played by Agumon.
Harmonica by Matt.

Note: The proper lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody are featured beneath this Digimon Rhapsody. This song is taking place inside a small cave within the Digital World and all the Digi-Destined are present.

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see,
We're stuck in the Digiworld with no sympathy,
’Cos we're easy come, easy go,
A little drunk on beer, but so?
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Guys and girls, we have no food.
We ran out last week,
From that big party.
Guys, our journey has just begun,
If we can't find any, then we're as good as dead!
Kari ooooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If we can't find any food by tomorrow,
We'll have to eat, have to eat, our own Digimon.

Hey, look! Would you look at that?
Are my eyes deceiving me
Or are those Baked Beans?
Ten Thousand Tins all stacked for us
I think we might just be saved!
Guys ooooh
I'm sure we will not die,
We've got a lot of food after all!

Hey now, the Baked Beans, they are ready.
Let us Eat! Let us Eat! Let us Stuff ourselves silly!
Stop that! Stop pushing, there's enough for every one!
Agumon, Agumon!
Agumon, Agumon,
Don't eat so much! Agumon!!
You won't feel well, if you eat so much!
You'll break wind in our faces
And that's not really very nice!
Easy come, easy go, I think I have to go.
Agumon! No! We will not let you go – not in here
Agumon! We will not let you go – not in here
Agumon! We will not let you go – not in here
Will not let you go– not in here
Will not let you go– not in here
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Mama mia, mama mia, I really need to go–
Agumon, please don't break wind in here with me, with me, with me!

Agumon why did you break wind in my eye?
I told you not to eat so much beans, didn't I?
So smelly– This place is getting so smelly!
Just gotta get out– just gotta get right outta here!

We shouldn't have eat in here,
We can hardly breathe.
We shouldn't have been here– because Agumon's broke wind!

Any way the wind breaks... (except in my face).

The End?

Original Lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see–
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the Fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo Galileo
Galileo figaro-Magnifico-
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-Can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....