Ami quickly started typing. First thing was first. She was going to make the couch bigger. A few click-clacks on the keyboard later, and the couch became a magical bishounen couch. It would grow and shrink to fit more bishonen on it.

Next was the more enjoyable part. Getting the bishonen. Ami typed in her commands, and Tasuki appeared. Right after him came Tatara and Tokaki in thier young forms (ain't it amazing what magic keyboards can do?). Ami quickly glanced around to make sure her sister didn't appear out of nowhere. She decided not to take any more people out of the Fushigi Yugi universe or her sister would probably show up.

The three natives of the Fushigi Yugi universe looked around in amazement. "Where the *&@# are we?!" asked Tasuki.

"Excuse me, miss," Tatara called to get Ami's attention, "But where are we?"

"Excuse me for a moment. I'm busy. I'll answer all of your questions in a minute." Ami then used her magic keyboard to summon up movie snacks for the trio while she was busy. Ami proceeded to get out a list of who else she had decided to bring to the Inu Yasha world. She went back to typing and soon Duo appeared. Then Marron, Trunks, and Mousse. Against her better judgment, Ami decided to bring in a few fmore people from Fushigi Yuugi. With a few taps of her keyboard, Chichiri and Nuriko appeared.

"AMI!!!!" she heard a scream from behind her.

'Uh oh,' Ami thought. 'Aneki followed me!' Then she realized something. That didn't sound like her sister..

Ami turned around, to see her friend Kotori glaring at her. "Uh, hi." greeted Ami. She smiled weakly.

"How could you have a self-insert with Chichiri in it, without me?!" Kotori demanded.

"Um, I hadn't really thought you were into self-inserts," replied Ami.

"I am if they have Chichiri in it!" Kotori responded. "Give me that." she said, snatching the keyboard out of Ami's hands. She started typing and Vegeta popped into being. Then Miliardo. "Hmmm, who else should I bring here?"

"No one!" said Ami, trying to grab the keyboard. She missed. Kotori typed in a few more letters, and Tamahome suddenly fell out of the sky, and onto the couch. Ami looked sideways at Kotori. "I thought you said you didn't like him anymore."

"This is just to annoy your sister." said Kotori.

"Well, in that case.." said Ami, taking back the keyboard. She typed in a few commands, and suddenly Amiboshi, Heero, Carrot, and Goku appeared.

"Maybe we should stop," said Kotori. "The couch is gonna get pretty full."

"Maybe if you had read the beginning of this fic, you would have known that the couch can get bigger to fit more bishonen." said Ami.

"I already knew that." said Kotori. "But I'm afraid that if there are too many guys together without a girl nearby, this might turn into some kind of horrible yaoi."

"Um, why would that happen? At most, there's one gay guy here." said Ami.

"Well, I, um, sorta.." she faded out.

"Speak up!" said Ami. "I couldn't hear anything past the 'sorta'."

"I used the keyboard to cast a 'romantic feelings' spell." Kotori said.

Ami took that opportunity to find out why all the bishonen's were so quiet. She turned around to find them all looking at Kotori and her with a funny look in their eyes. "I don't want to get mobbed by a bunch of lust-ridden guys!" she squealed in fear.

"But it was just a romance spell." said Kotori, not that worried.

"You haven't seen any of the 'romance' fan fictions on the web, have you?" said Ami. Kotori took one look in her eyes, and sprinted the opposite way of the bishonens, Ami close on her heels.

Choruses of "Come back, my love!", "Wait for me!", and "Playing hard to get, huh?" were shouted before the bishonens took off after the pair. It was an all-out race/brawl as the guys fought to get to the girls.

"How could you have done something so stupid?!" shouted Ami as the pair ran through the woods. Considering the fact that all of the guys were top-rate martial artists/ sorcerors/ fighters of some type, the two were lucky they hadn't been caught yet. In fact, if the guys hadn't been tripping, hitting, chi-blasting, etc. each other, the girls would have been run down already.

"How was I to know that 'romance' in fics means something a little more than what it does in real life? You're the writer!" Kotori yelled back.

"Haven't you ever heard of 'romance novels'?!" Kotori shook her head 'no'. "I don't believe this!" shouted Ami, looking up at the sky as if to ask 'why me?'. She looked at Kotori. "Where's the keyboard? I'll just type in a command to cancel the spell."

"You had it last!" Kotori replied.

A look of realization passed across Ami's face. "Oh no! I left it at the clearing!"

"Now who's the fool?" said Kotori.

"Just shut up and run."

"Yes I am! I've got school, and Mom wants her TV back!" Kagome yelled. They stopped in front of the well.

Inu Yasha was about to yell back, when he noticed something white and shiny on the ground. Curious, he ignored Kagome for once, and picked it up. It had all sorts of buttons on it. "What's this?" he wondered aloud, pushing one of the buttons.

Kotori just shook her head 'no'. Suddenly, half the guys disappeared. A lot of the bishonen's fell on their faces, or were suddenly holding empty air. "W-what just happened?"

Ami quickly came to a conclusion. "Someone must've gotten ahold of my keyboard, and is deleting the bishonens!"

"Yah!" shouted Kotori, getting caught up in Ami's excitement. The two jumped up and down.

Then, Ami realized something. "But now there are no bishonens left!"

"At least we can't be chased anymore." said Kotori.

"Point." conceeded Ami. "But we should at least get the keyboard back. I mean, who knows whose hands it's fallen into? Imagine what someone like Sesshoumaru or Naraku could do with it."

Kotori shuddered. "Evil demons." she muttered.

"And for once you're being literal." said Ami. "C'mon, let's go!" The two trudged off through the forest, hoping they were going the right way. Ami's good luck happened to be in, and soon they were back at the clearing, where Inu Yasha was randomly pressing buttons on the keyboard.

Ami turned to Kotori. "KOIidjo;i;i;fiorapo9gjA;PI IRKFHJKL KLJFikdjhik?&&lu3jho 8rfigf" She glared at Inu Yasha. "JOEIjuoe88 40 ridghvfk4rjfitjihrt845086dfgjs'kjtu`i8iur89spga0-= 68tr!!!!!!" She snatched the keyboard away from him, typing in a few commands. Suddenly, he was a normal dog. "Bad doggy! No treat for you!" she yelled, then burst into laughter.

Kagome, trembling slightly with fear, pulled out her bow and arrows. "What did you do to Inu Yasha?!" she demanded.

Ami wasn't much into tact, and never was able to tell whether or not something was a rhetorical question. Because of this, her immediate response was, "I turned him into a dog, duh."

Kotori gave a little sweatdrop. "Ami, you aren't supposed to answer rhetorical questions."

Kagome glared at Ami. "Change him back to normal!" she yelled, her bow lined up in the general vicinity of where she could hit Ami.

"Whoah, put that thing down! There's at least a fifty percent chance you'll hit me with it!" said Ami, whipping her hands up to cover her head. In doing so, she dropped the keyboard top-down. Through some freak occurence, it landed so that the delete key hit a rock. The bow and arrows vanished.

"Hey, today really is my lucky day!" said Ami excitedly. Kotori quickly picked up the keyboard, claiming it for herself. She typed in a couple words, and Inu Yasha was human again. Well, half-human.

Ami glared at her. "What? He's cute."

"Gimme that!" yelled Ami. "People stealing my keyboard.." she muttered. She tapped in a few words, and suddenly Inu Yasha couldn't move, and Kagome walked over to the well and hopped through it. "There. No more danger to moi."

Suddenly Shippo, Sango, and Miroku ran into the clearing. "It's that girl you were telling me about!" Kotori said in surprise (Kotori's reading the translated manga from Viz, and doesn't know who Sango is).

"What have you done with Kagome?!" demanded Miroku.

"She went back through the well." replied Ami.

"Then why did you freeze Inu Yasha?" asked Shippo.

"'Cause Kotori wouldn't let me turn him into a dog," Ami said, sulking. "And he would have made such a cute puppy, too."

The present people from the Inu Yasha universe (discluding Inu Yasha) looked at each other, disturbed.

"Um, Ami," said Kotori, tapping her on the shoulder, "Weren't we supposed to be watching a movie?"

"Wait, you mean you're more of those people?" said Shippo. He liked the Movie authors. They were nice to him. They cuddled Shippo and petted his fur. Shippo noticed the couch and immediately hopped onto it.

"Yep! We were supposed to be writing another movie challenge, but somebody," Ami scowled at Kotori, "made our bishonen go out of control, and then someone else," this time she glared at Inu Yasha, "stole my keyboard and deleted them all."

Suddenly, Ami realized that they weren't listening to her. In fact, everyone was gone. She turned around to find them all sitting on the couch. They had even fitted Inu Yasha into a sitting position, and put him in the middle.

"So what movie are we gonna watch this time?" asked Shippo.

"How about X-Men the Movie?" suggested Kotori. Because no one else really knew anything about movies, they all started to agree.

"HEY! I'm talking here!" yelled Ami.

"What?" asked Kotori.

Ami opened her mouth to continue. "I.. uh.. I forget." she said sheepishly.

"So we're all agreed on X-Men, then?" asked Kotori.

"Hey, I thought that was coming out in theaters right about now. It's not on video yet." said Ami.

"It's a fan fiction," said Kotori, shrugging it off.

Ami smiled. "You're right." She sat down next to Miroku, snuggling up to him. Sango glared at her, and Ami glared right back, daring her to do something about it. Miroku looked kind of nervous at the way Sango was looking at him, but didn't shove Ami off.

Kotori snuggled up to the frozen Inu Yasha. Ami stared at her. "What? Like I said, he's cute. And besides," said Kotori, smiling mischeviously, "It'll tick your sister off."