Quotes

• "Go placidly amid the noise & haste, & remember what peace there may be in silence." -Desiderata
• "Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be left out alone."
• "My mind's not in right now. Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you."
• "Who, me? I just wander from room to room."
• "I forgive no one. I wish them all a desolate life filled with misery, then the fires and ices hell." -Malone Dies by Samuel Beckett
• "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when they get mad at you, you're a mile away, and they have no shoes."
• "We'll get along as soon as you worship me like the goddess I am."
• "Give me all your chocolate and no one gets hurt."
• "Yes, I am an official of Satan, but my duties are mostly ceremonial."
• "There is method to my madness." -Hamlet by Shakespeare
• By Heaven do I love, and it hath taught me to rhyme and be melancholy." -Shakespeare
• "..Another time, when people did pay respect to their parents." -Mel Gibson
• "One cannot predict one's own destiny, for that would give them the power to change it." -D.G.L.
• "Every light casts a shadow and no shadow can exist without light."
• "It's not the dark that I'm afraid of, it's what I can't see that could be in the dark that I fear."
• "Who needs sleep? All I want is more coffee." -Mysterious Worlds
• "The day we run out of coffee is the day we all might as well give up and die!" -Mysterious Worlds
• "Listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story." -Desiderata
• "One compliment, one lousy compliment, and I'm putty, putty I tell ya." -Mercy's Gift
• "Enjoy your achievements, as well as your plans." -Desiderata
• "The first shall be last and the last shall be first." -The Holy Bible
• "This is your life... and it's ending, one minute at a time." -Fight Club
• "World domination always had a nice ring to it." -The Seventh Seishi by Sephiroth
• "If you're kicking and screaming and biting the dirt as you die, you really don't expect to enjoy yourself, do you?" -The Seventh Seishi by Sephiroth

• "Don't be a fool, that's Miaka's job." -The Seventh Seishi by Sephiroth
• "Oh well, I'm not the brains of this operation, just the looks and the style." (said by Tasuki) The Seventh Seishi by Sephiroth
• "I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you!"
• "Watashi wa watashi." Rei Ayanami in NGE
• "A wise man once said, 'I don't know, ask a woman.'"
• "Bishoujo are a trap, a pretty trap, and one I fall for." -Stephen Congly
• "Never underestimate the power of the ignorant; when you do, it is then that they will strike."
• "Hope is what's going to allow us to survive."
• "You're a naughty boy; go to my room."
• "The results of cousins breeding: linedancing."
• "Hope springs eternal."
• "I am not young enough to know everything."
• "Success is getting up as often as you fall down."
• "Our greatest fears are usually our hang-ups, and not someone else's."
• "Silence is a double-edged sword."
• "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
• "You're starting to make sense. Time to up the medication."
• "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie'... until you find a large rock."
• "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." -Aldows Huxley
• "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men." -Joseph Conrad
• "People who have long nails should not be allowed to play mercy." -one of my friends
• "Whether you think you can or can't, you're right!"
• "Last night I played a blank tape, full blast. It drove the mime next door nuts!"
• "The only good mime is a dead mime."

• "A mime is a wonderful thing to waste."
• "Your village called; their idiot is missing."
• "You only get to keep what you give away."
• "We know what we are, but we know not what we may be."
• "An ounce of example is worth more than a ton of advice."
• "Procrastination is the thief of time."
• "Discourage inbreeding. Ban country music."
• "He just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
• "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."
• "He who laughs last thinks slower."
• "Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."
• "I intend to live forever- so far, so good."
• "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
• "Life is too good to feel bad."
• "What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular."
• "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
• "Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic."
• "If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments."
• "God did not make everyone equal. Colonel Colt did." -my history teacher
• "To steal ideas from one person is plagarism; to steal ideas from many is research."
• "Lead me not into temptation.. I can find the way myself."
• "These premises patrolled by an attack gerbil."
• "I have all the right answers, they ask all the wrong questions."
• "When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry, you cry alone."
• "leadership is action, not postion." Donald H. McGamon
• "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." Francis Bacon
• "It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." John Wooden
• "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers
• "It may be that those who do most, dram most." Stephen Leacock
• "You haven't failed until you quit trying." Anonymous
• "We can do anything we want as long as we stick to it long enough." Helen Keller
• "Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." Winston Churchill
• "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." Confucius
• "Life is a promise; fulfill it." Mother Teresa
• "the reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve." Martin Luther King
• "I would rather fail in a cause that will ultimately triumph that to triumph in a cause that will ultimately fail." Woodrow Wilson
• "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."
• "Yesterday ended last night."
• "Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it."
• "Every time I think I've got life figured out, it throws me another curve ball."-Me
• “Well, since you’re in a good mood, I guess I should tell you that I’m going out with Trunks.” She said calmly. “Okay.” Gohan said taking a sip of his soda. “BUT DADDY! I LOVE TRUNKS!” She started to complain. “Huh? Did you just say, ‘Okay’?”
  -Ordinary World
• 'Must resist, mustn’t given in to charming boyish good looks, must- "Sure." Damn it!!!'
  -Goten, Claimed
• "You have a funny way of sounding almost smart, Kakarot. Then you blow it totally." -Vegeta, Fate Deals It's Hand
• "Aloha is Hawaiian for Aloha" -Goofy, Goof Troop
• "I'll have you know, my son's twice the size I was when I was only half his age." -Goofy, Goof Troop