Reno: (walks in) "What the hell happened to this place?!"

Tseng: (stepping inside) "Dumbass, it’s called neglect. We haven’t been here in months! It could take ages to clean…"

Reno: (walking around) "Ah…just pray Aeris don’t find out."

Aeris: "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU TURKS BEEN!?!?"

Reno: (sweatdrop) "Too late."

Aeris: (stomps over to Reno and grabs his collar) "I trusted you baka’s to be in charge of this lounge, and what do you do? Run away."

Reno: "I..ahh…sorry?"

Aeris: (pushes him into a wall) "You will be! You’re gonna clean this dump top to bottom—with this. (hands him a toothbrush)

Reno: (facefault) "B-but that’ll take forever! I’ll miss happy hour!!"

Aeris: (shoves a bar of soap in his mouth) "You’ll be missing a lot more if this place ain’t spotless."

(Tseng is trying to sneak out. Aeris moves to block the exit)

Tseng: (facefault) "C’mon, let Reno do it, and I’ll buy you a drink later."

Aeris: (shoves a bucket on his head) "No. And you better not come on to me, or I’ll tell my boyfriend…"

Reno: (spits out the soap) "Boyfriend? Who?"

Aeris: (turns and walks out) "One word—Masamune." (leaves)

Reno and Tseng: (look at each other) "Sephiroth…!!"

(they hurry up and get to cleaning)