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Okay now we all know that there are some people out there who are always a couple of pages behind, a little slow in the head. Now I try to be a tolerant person and accept them but some of the things that come out of their mouths are so ridiculous you just have to laugh! Here's some examples, mostly from watching Dragonball Z with either my dad or Kyle, dumbass extroardanaire!.
"Hey that green guy looks like Yoda on steroids! Are they related?"
Uh yeah...that's right. Piccolo is Yoda's 713th cousin twice removed. Mr. Lucas and Mr. Toriyama are good buddies, they were going to do this whole DBZ/Star Wars crossover thing but it never worked out...
"So Piccolo is Gohan's dad?"
Yup, big scandal in the DBZ world! The not-so-secret affair of Chi-Chi and Piccolo. Poor Goku, he's so dumb everybody knew but him! That's why Piccolo was always saving the little tyke's ass.
"Is Piccolo a mutant gecko or something?"
Remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Same sort of situation. He was crawling around in the sewers one day, a happy little gecko, when he crawled into some mutative ooze. After becoming humanoid he decided to learn martial arts too, only he didn't live with a big rat and fight crime.
Nameks can extend their arms right? What about their...
Kyle didn't get any farther on that comment cause I smacked him. I'm sure you can all use your imaginations and figure out what he was going to say next. Does he think they'd actually tell you things like that on a Y7 show?!?!? Pixie's Note: I'm not sure about down in the United States but here in Canada a show that is rated Y7 means that it's suitable for kids 7 and up.
