Episode #2: Talk Radio
"Teachers never have boyfriends." - Serena
"That girl is always late." - Mr. Tsukino, Serena's father
Episode #3: Slim City
"Teachers aren't supposed to look that good." - Melvin
"Maybe I should be calling you Donut Head." - Darien to Serena
"Am I gonna turn into a donut?!?!" - Serena
Episode #4: So You Want To Be A Superstar
"Has she eaten lots of sweets today?" - Mr. Tsukino, Serena's father
"Cats aren't meant to dance and sing, Serena." - Luna
"Hey, Luna. If you can talk, I'm sure you can dance and sing." - Serena
Episode #5: Computer School Blues
"Serena, please! You're a girl, not a hyena!" - Mrs. Tsukino, Serena's mother
"Mom, it's not you're fault, but it's just not the same as when you were young. There's so much more pressure. I need a break from all that terrible tension!" - Serena
"Comic books are my only means of survival." - Serena to her mother
"You shall read what you sow." - Luna to Serena
"I hate sewing!" - Serena to Luna
"The brain farm?" - Molly and Serena
"Library? Why d'ya wanna go there?" - Serena to Amy
"She likes to pretend she can talk..." - Serena to Amy about Luna
"I didn't hear you slither up." - Serena to Darien
"Strange girl." - Darien about Serena
"So, uh, now that we're friends, will you help me do my homework?" - Serena to Amy.
