Some corny, Some clever, but all Pick Up Lines

Here are a few pick up lines.  Sorry I did not run a spell check on this and yes there are alot of mistakes.Enjoy!


You look a lot like my old therd, of couse i've only been married twice


I think your the light at the end of my tunnle


I lost my phone number can I barrow yours


are you a kleptomaniac? Or did you steal my heart on purpose


Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight, lower your draw bridge and let me across


if you werea tear in my eye, I would never cry for fear of losing you


can you give me directions to yourr heart I seemed to have lost myself in your eyes


you look almost perfect, the only thing wrong is your lips. There not touching mine


look at the tag of a girls t-shirt and after she asks what your doing tell her you wanted to 
know if she was made in heaven
if you wanto be brief just look at the tag and say "yep made in heaven"


I hope you know cpr cause you take my breath away


girl after lookimg at you I could gouge my eyes out. Cause then i'd die knowing that the last thing I saw was the most buetiful thing on earth


so how was heaven when you left it?


Take a flower over to a girl and tell her you were just showing the flower how bueatiful she is and give her the flower


if I could re arange the alphabet I would put 
U and I together


Are you from Tennissee cause your the only ten I see


if I follow you home will you keep me?


Do you have a quarter? I need to call god and let him know one of his angels is missing.


Kissing you is like drinking salty water; you drink, but your thiirst only increases.


Lick your fingers in front of her, now touch yours and her shoulder, say lets get out of these wet clothes.


Do you have any irish in you? Do you want some?


A girl/guy walks up to a girl/guy and askes "are you from greese?" "No""oh I thought all goddess/gods were from greese?'


Honey its not who you are or what I am, but what we become when we are together.


All the sugar and honey couldn't equal the sweetness of your voice.


A girl askes you to get some thing and complains she's to short, respond and say ot in my eyes.


Gee I feel like Richard Gere standing next to you pritty woman.


Its got to be a crime to look that good.


That shirt looks very becoming on you.  If I were on you i'd be coming too!


I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?


Hy is your dad an astronaut ? Cause your outta this world!


Did it hurt. . . . when you fell from heaven.


"I'm having a real bad day and it always makes me feel better when a pritty girl smiles so. . can you smile for me/


Make a gun out of your hand and point it at a girl, say your under arrest, for stealing my heart.


How are you feeling ? Fine why? Hey I asked hoe you were feeling not how you looked!


Baby you must be a broom cause your sweepng me off my feet.


If we were in a desert, we wouldn't need a camel, cause what good would smoking do?


Is your dad a plummer/ cause when you come in the room it gets so clogged.


Is your dad a carpenter cause your given me a wooody


Is your father a thief? I could have sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!


Do you believe in love at first sight/ or should I walk in again?


I don't mean to bother you but I had to come and introduce my self or i'll be kicking my self for days.


Hello, I seem to be lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?


Be oiginal , say "yes."


Are your legs tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.


Should I call in the morrnning or just nudge you?


If bueaty was a drop of water you'd be an ocean.


Hi my names chance, do I have one?


Wow were'd you get that bruse? Oh I bet you got it when you fell from heaven1


i'd buy you a drink, but i'd be jelouse of the glass.


I'd ask you for a lite, but you already lit my fire.


Is it hot in here or is it just you?