Kazumi enters, possessed by the spirit of a dog. He sniffs and pants around the stage.
Asahina enters as Kazumi lifts his leg to urinate.
Asahina: DON'T YOU DARE!
Kazumi pauses to look at her.
Asahina: Don't think I'm going to mop up after you! [raises her whip] Special Asahina Exorcist Attack!
She twirls around and strikes him. Kazumi falls.
Kazumi: What happened?
Asahina [continuing to whip him]: Bad dog! Bad!
Kazumi [cowering]: What are you doing? I'm not a dog. Oooh now you've done it. You made me wet myself! And I dripped on the floor too!
Asahina: You pathetic loser.
Haruto enters, toothbrush in hand. Blue Hanten follows behind with a scrub brush and bucket.
Haruto: What a pain! The chairman is making me polish all the Sontoku Statues. He says they're looking dull lately.
Blue Hanten: And since I failed to be a toilet spirit, he demoted me to janitor. So I have to help! [glares at Kazumi] And I have to clean up after YOU, too.
Blue Hanten mops by Kazumi, who jumps out of the way, looking embarrassed.
Haruto: If I refuse to do it, he won't let me graduate.
Asahina: Let me help you. I'll scrub Nino-kun.
Haruto: Uh . I . sort of did him first, so he could help me with the others.
Asahina rolls her eyes and sighs.
Kazumi: Hey prez, why not call the rest of the school spirits and make THEM do it for you? Especially Hanako-san.
Haruto: Hey, good idea! [raises his hands] Everybody assemble, on the double. WELCOME!
Red Mantle and Mirror Girl [holding the chairman] enter.
Haruto: Hey, where are Haruo, Bones, Hanako and the Giant?
Mirror Girl: We left them by the hentai booth, President.
Kazumi: My beloved toilet spirit Hanako isn't coming? NOOO! Life isn't worth living without her! Just kill me now!
Asahina [holds up whip]: If you insist .
Kazumi: No, no, it's okay.
Red Mantle looks at his reflection in the Mirror Girl: How's my hair?
Blue Hanten: Who cares? Just come out here and help me! [she pulls him offstage, and he pulls Mirror Girl]
Haruto [sighs]: I guess they'll have to do. [looks at Kazumi and Asahina] Wanna help me too?
Asahina evades the question by mumbling and looking in the other direction.
Kazumi: Mooooooo!
Haruto: What now? Oh man, Kazumi has been possessed by a COW.
Asahina [raises whip]: Got milk?
Kazumi: Mooooo! [sounds like noooooooo]
Kazumi ambles offstage, knocking Haruto over. Asahina tramples over him as she chases Kazumi offstage.
Haruto: Oh my god!
