All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Digimon: Digital Monsters!
I think you get the idea! Nexis and I will start it out, but we want you guys to add on! If you'd like to, just send it to me!
From Akia Starfrost:
1. Whenever someone says "But he's a good digimon!", run for cover. They're always wrong.
2. The larger and more powerful a digimon gets, the less cute. (Well, it's true!)
3. The youngest children in the group are invariably the ones who will destroy the really big, mean bad guy.
4. Black gears are bad news.
From Nexis Starfrost:
5. Just when you think the group's been reunited, they split up again.
From Anisky0703:
6. If you start hearing voices and you find yourself talking to them, it doesn't mean you are in dire need of a straitjacket. ( Although that doesn't nessacarilly apply to me... ^ ^;)
7. Never, *ever* trust clowns!
8. Don't ask Piximon to be your personal trainer.
9. If its too good to be true, it usually is. ( You would thought that the DigiDestined would know that by now *- -*)
10. If you're the evil super villian and you see an angel, run away as fast as you can.
11. The evil digimon always holds back until the DigiDestined are strong enough. ( Well that's what I think. I mean seriously, if they actually *think* about it, wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the DigiDestined when they are *less* powerful than them? I'll leave you all to contemplate that...^ ^)
12. No matter what people say, its essential to know how to flirt. ( Okay that one sounds *really* shallow but its true? Have you ever seen Mimi at work? ::snickers::)
13. Always bring a pair of hiking boots if you're planning a trip to the DigiWorld.
14. Remember to bring a map. If you depend on Tai to produce one, you're doomed. ( That one's a little extreme, 'specially since Tai is my fav character, but he'd officially the "King of Doodles")
15. Trust the man that appears in a hologram. No matter how farfetched and out of it ( in the upstairs if you get my drift...) he sounds, listen to him and you'll save the world.
From Zendiogimon:
16. In DigiWorld 9 out of 10 villians have gorgeous silky hair, while 7 out of 8 digidestined have extremely spiky hair.
17. Big, maroon, scarabs with three sets of teeth are good bugs.
18. The bigger the hair, the bigger the ego.
19. The leader wears the goggles.
20. Gabumons + Water = Stinky fur
From Cres:
21. Anything that has black in it's name is bad, (black gears, black rings, control towers...)
From Angel:
22. All in-training digimon are voracious, bottemless pits.
From Nayias:
23. If there's still smoke, then they are not dead, it's a known fact.
