The cast of DBZ in³Jerry Springer²By The Legendary SSJ The Jerry Springer Show logo appears. The crowd is shown clapping as Jerry makes his way onto the stage.

Jerry: Welcome everyone. Today¹s topic is ³My girlfriend left me for the man responsible for my death.² So lets get things started. I¹d like you all to welcome Yamcha. Come on out, Yamcha

Yamcha enters from the side and sits down.

Jerry: So, Yamcha, tell us about you and your girlfriend Bulma.Yamcha: Well, we met when we were very young, like when we were in our late teens. At first we were kinda enemies, but soon we became inseparable. We were madly in love.

Jerry: So what went wrong.

Yamcha: Well, a couple of years back, Earth was attacked by evil Saiyans from outer space. Me and a couple of my friends tried to defeat them and sadly I died.Audience boosYamcha: Anyway, Goku, a friend of mine, let Vegita, one of the Saiyans, live. Everyone thought he turned good when he helped Goku out on Planet Namek after that, especially Bulma. Soon after that, she left me for him.

Audience boos again.

Jerry: We have a surprise for you Yamcha. Let¹s bring out Bulma.

Bulma enters the stage and sits next to Yamcha. She is angry.

Bulma: Yamcha, why the (bleep) did you have to drag me on this god-(bleep) show. I have a life to live unlike you.

Yamcha: Bulma, I want you back.

Bulma: Well you can¹t have me. Vegita¹s my man.

Jerry: Calm down everyone. Bulma, tell me why you left Yamcha.

Bulma: Cause he¹s a slut.

Crowd: Jerry, Jerry.

Yamcha: She¹s a (bleep)ing liar.

Bulma: You should see him. He eyes any (bleep) that walks in the room.

Yamcha: That¹s notŠ(he stops talking as he watches a female bodyguard walk bye) Can I have your number, baby?

Bulma slaps him.

Bulma: See what I mean.

Yamcha: That¹s just one person.

Bulma: Oh, hell no.

Yamcha: Name one.

Bulma(quickly): Marron

Yamcha: Oops, forgot about her.

Bulma: See. If I went with that mother (bleep)er again, he¹d cheat on me the first chance he gets.

Jerry: Yamcha. What do you have to say about this?

Bulma (interrupting): He only liked me because he wanted some of this. (She rips of her shirt and her bra.

The crowd cheers. Yamcha starts to drool.)

Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!Bulma starts swearing like crazy. Security guards grab her and drag her off the stage.

Jerry: Now that¹s over with, let¹s bring out her lover Vegita.

Vegita enters and sits down by Yamcha.

Jerry: Vegita, why don¹t you tell us why you killed Yamcha.

Vegita: Well, the little (bleep) got in the way of my plans to destroy the Earth.

Jerry: Why would you want to destroy the earth?

Vegita: I¹m a Saiyan, it¹s what I do.

Yamcha: I can¹t believe I was left for this (bleep)ing psycho.

Vegita: What the (bleep) did you say, Yamcha?

Yamcha: Kiss my (bleep).

Vegita: (bleep) you!

Jerry: Calm down everyone. Vegita: He¹s just pissed of cause I¹m more of a man then he¹ll ever be.

Crowd begins chanting again.

Yamcha: You¹re not even a man, you¹re a (bleep)ing monkey.

Vegita holds up his hand and fires a Big Bang Attack at Yamcha. It goes through his stomach causing him to die.

Jerry: Holy (bleep)!!!

Vegita: That¹s what you get for (bleep)ing with my girl.

Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!!

Jerry: Uh, we¹ll be right back after these messages.

Jerry Springer Show logo appears. Cut to commercials