"What are you doing here?" a voice demands suddenly from behind you. You spin around, finding yourself face-to-face with a cat-girl. She's somewhat short, maybe only 5 feet tall, with chestnut brown hair and velvety mahogany skin. Her eyes flicker green in the candle light. "Oh, you must be a visitor!" she exclaims, obviously pleased. "Well then, welcome to my harem of bishounen! All these lovely anime men are waiting for you. Just pic any door to view information, images, and how I rate each bishounen. The rooms are organized according to which anime series the characters come from, so feel free to look in more than one room." With a wink, the cat-girl turns down the hall. "I'll be around, so if you need anything, just call me. Enjoy."
You blink in confusion for a moment, then turn back to the doors, shrug, open one, and step through...