Sailor Moon: Return of the Generals Chapter II

Raye: Well it's getting close to 9, we better head for the Starlight Towers.

Lita: Ya lets go. (She thinks): Wow Matt's a cute guy.

Serena: Come on Lita don't spaz out now lets go.

(At the towers)

Amy: Lita lets split up.

Lita: Your right.....

(Amy and Lita bump into someone)

Amy and Brad at the same time: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!

Amy: Brad?!

Brad: Hi Amy!

Lita: What in the name of hell are you doing here?

Brad: Say Amy, did you get a love letter today at school????

Amy: How did you know?

Brad: Cuz I wrote it.

Lita: Oh god!!!!!!

Amy: What?

(Matt walks out of the shadows)

Matt: Hey, uh, Lita...what's up?

Lita thinks, "YES!!! Wow he's cute...”

(They start to go down all one hundred stories when...)

Raye: The elevator is out.

Lita: Damn...uh, DANG!

Matt: Hey wait what did I touch? Oh yeah and Lita...Damn.

Lita: Phew...

Amy: Let's use the stairs.

Matt: Ok.

Brad: I don’t wanna walk all that way.

Matt: C'mon you lazy bum.

Brad: Ah... Shove it.

Serena: Hey guys...Lets stop by the cafeteria, I’m hungry....

Brad: What’s up with you meatball head? Is that all you do, eat?

Serena: Stop calling me that god dammit!!

Raye: He has a point...

Brad: Thanks.

Matt: Whatever.

Brad: What time is it?

Amy: It's 9:24.

Brad: Well we better start walking.

(At the front door)

Amy: Oh no!

Brad: What? Aw shit!

Matt: What is it?

Brad: Well the lock’s been melted, so in lamens terms........ we be fucked! Well looks like we’re gonna be here for a while too I’ll go find us some rooms for the night..................................

Luna: Amy, I'm getting some weird vibes from both Matt and Brad I think their from the Negaverse.

Amy: Right I'll inform Lita...................

Lita: No, I won't believe it! He's too good-natured to be evil.

Amy: They might not be from the Negaverse... Its just that Luna has gotten some weird vibes, they don’t seem to be bad or good...yet.

Lita: Well...how are we going find out?

Amy: Well, I dunno.

Lita: Oh well...but I’ve been watching you......so, what about Brad? Huh? You like him don't ya?

Amy: NO!! We're just good friends...

Lita: Hey Amy.... have you heard of that River in Egypt called DENILE?!

Amy: Oh SHUT UP!!!.... Sorry...

Lita: WELL?!?!?

Amy: Fine, I’ll admit it...I like him...OK?

Lita: I understand...

Matt: Ok...I found some rooms...Lita, you can take the lounge couch in the waiting room...Brad, you take the chair in security... Amy, Serena, Mina, Rei, take the infirmary...And I'll take...well I don’t know what to take...

Lita: You wanna sleep with me?

Matt: Uhhhhh... I'll sleep in a chair!

Lita thinking: "DAMN!!!"

Matt: I'll protect us with THIS!! (In his hand he held a colt python 44.mm)

Amy: Where did you get that??

Brad: What? Ya don’t think people in L.A. own guns?

Amy: Even so, they’re illegal in Tokyo!!

Matt: I told you ass wipe!!

(At security desk)

Brad: Man, I swear to god if I stay around Raye and Serena one more hour I'll crack!

Brad: Hi Lita!

Lita: >Yaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn< Brad what in the name of god are you doing up at this hour?????, huh? What’s this????

Brad: Well, it took me 4 cups of coffee but off hand, I'd say it's breakfast.

Lita: YOU MADE THIS FOR US????????????

Brad: Ya.........

Lita: You’re one of the good ones man!

Brad: I don’t think Amy likes me Lita...........

Lita: What?! Why do you think that?

Brad: She's been avoiding me.

Lita: She's just not used to getting love letters.

Brad: Well hell, I ain't used to haven a girl friend.

Lita: What do you mean?

Brad: Promise you won't tell any one.

Lita: I promise......

Brad: Well about 2 years ago, in L.A. my girl friend, then named Sara, and me were robbed and she was shot and killed. I promised myself that I wouldn’t date ever after that, but on that plane when I saw Amy, she reminded me of Sara and I couldn’t help it.

Lita: DAMN!!!!!

Brad: I know, my life after Sara was shot to shit!

Raye: Ahem, if you’re done bichin and moaning, I’d like to make a phone call.

Brad: Ya know, if you had them, I’d kick you square in the nuts!

Raye: Ah, up yours....

Brad: Slut.

(Raye and Brad star fist fighting)

Brad: I'm gonna kick your ass fart-knocker.

Raye: Fucker.

Bad: I warn you I’m trained in Karate.

Raye: Ditto.

Brad delivers a right to the jaw then a sweeper. Raye delivers an uppercut and a kick to the nose, which causes Brad’s nose to bleed. Too bad, because that’s all she got in.... Brad delivers five knee lifts then a knee lift to the jaw, which sends Raye head over heels across a table.

Matt: Brad, lay off!

Brad: NO!!

Matt throws a powerful left in the face, and at the same time hits him in the stomach.

Matt: What I say goes! NOW LAY OFF!!!!

Brad, still holding his stomach, walks out of the room. Matt walks over to Raye...Waves a bottle of something in her face...

Raye: (Lifts her head up) Huh, what? Oh man, my head hurts so bad.

Matt: Go lie down in the nurse office. You just got your ass kicked. You went unconscious.

Raye: Thanks, but you could have helped me a little sooner. If the sailor scouts were here, Brad, they'd kick your lilly ass!

End of chapter 3 [=}