SEGA-Moon 2: Reala’s Revenge!
Such an original title, ne? This is the Sequel to SEGA-Moon. That last line left an opportunity open for a sequel, so here it is. This is just a crossover between ‘Sailor Moon’ and ‘NiGHTS.’ 'bout the same senseless humor here like in the last story.
Disclaimer: We all know the drill, right? But, I’m obligated to write this part. (Stupid disclaimer!) TM & (c) 1992 Naoko Takeuchi, Kodansha, & TOIE Animations Ltd. Japan. (c) 1996 SEGA-NiGHTS and all relayed characters. I’m not going to explain that either. You either know it or you don’t.
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In a dark cold enclosed ruin we see Reala, plotting revenge. (And since he’s talking to himself, one could wonder if he’s all there.)
Reala: I can’t believe NiGHTS and those Sailor Senshi were able to defeat me. I will get them back!
He looks into a piece of broken glass and sees the Sailor Senshi fighting a new enemy. In the background of this fight is a circus tent. As the enemy is defeated once again, Reala over hears something about a ‘Dream Mirror.’ (For those who are not aware of the Seasons of Sailor Moon, I shall educate you. There are 5 seasons. The one I’m focusing on right now is the fourth, which is called ‘SuperS.’ In this season all the inner Senshi become Super. The enemy is known as ‘The Dead Moon Circus.’ They are in search of Pegasus and, of ‘course, bringing down the White Moon Family. I get most of this information from the manga [which is different in some ways, than the anime] so sue me!)
Reala: Of ‘course (I think bad guys say that a lot, don’t you?) I will pretend to Join Dead Moon and get my revenge on the Sailor Senshi as well as NiGHTS. If this has anything to do with what I think, NiGHTS will show up and they will all be mine! Ha ha ha ha!
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Meanwhile in Tokyo-
Usagi: This new enemy is tough.
Luna: I know, you’ve said that about three times already.
Usagi: Well, it is.
Chibi Usa: Usagi-chan no baka!
Usagi: Shut up!
Luna: I don’t blame her. You’re always complaining about one thing or another.
Usagi: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry, but our battle last night was tough. And we’re no step closer to finding out who is our target.
Luna: Are you ready, Usagi? Come on we need to get to the Hikawa Shrine.
Usagi: I’m coming!
She runs out and trips in the doorway.
Chibi Usa: You’d think she’d be over that by now.
Luna and Chibi Usa sigh and sweat drop as Usagi gets up and trips again.
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Hikawa Shrine-
Rei: Late, again. I really shouldn’t be surprised.
Usagi: Nope. You should be really, really angry and start yelling at me and then someone’s gonna come in and bust up our fight and things will resume as normal.
Rei: Or like in the first 3 seasons...
Later-
Makoto: Well, we’re at the beginning again, aren’t we?
Ami: Apparently so.
Minako: Let’s go to Portland!
Ami: Why would you want to go to Portland?
Minako: I dunno. Seemed like a good idea to me.
Mako-chan: Figures. Minako and her amazing astounding permanent blonde moment.
Minako: You’re mean Mako-chan!
Mako-chan: Like no duh!
Ami: Let’s call it a day, k?
Artemis: Sounds good to me. We can all get some rest and worry about this later?
Minako: You’re just being nice to use so you can get some peach cobbler.
Artemis: Yeah...
(NiGHTS enters)
NiGHTS: Everyone! Reala has come back to get revenge on us.
Ami: How do you know?
Nights: When I was in China he tried to run me down with a tank.
Usagi: Good hint.
NiGHTS: Who’s the kid with the sugar pink hair?
Usagi: That’s Chibi Usa. She’s my daughter from the future.
NiGHTS’ jaw drops: When did this happen?
Usagi: Long story.
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Reala (outside of the circus): I can’t believe they rejected me. Oh, well. I’ll get them. I’ll make it look like I’ve joined and they’ll just all walk into my trap. Now, I need a plan...
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Everyone is walking to school. NiGHTS is with them, but invisible to everyone, but the Senshi.
Usagi: Wow, this seems a lot like the R movie, except NiGHTS is here.
Mako-chan: I hope we don’t run into evil flowers again.
NiGHTS: It could be worse.
Ami: How so?
NiGHTS: We could run into Reala and he could be armed with a Thrifty store.
Usagi: Yuck! Thriftys...
Rei: I have to agree with you on that.
Minako: I think we all agree on that.
As they continue walking Chibi Usa disappears behind them. They notice when they reach their school and find no one there.
Usagi: What happened here?!
Ami: I didn’t think you’d be that shocked. When we first met you’d be happy that this happened ‘cause you could go home and sleep.
Usagi: Not that. Someone dropped their lunch and it’s all squashed. (Everyone sweat drops)
Mako-chan: Is that all?
Usagi: For the moment. ...
NiGHTS looks at his feet and sees: What a funky looking shadow.
Reala: So you thought I’d be armed with a thrift store.
(NiGHTS gets back up and faces him)
NiGHTS: Well...
Reala: Sailor Senshi. I have Chibi Moon in my lair. If you want her back you better show up at this spot at midnight. If you are a minute late I’ll assume you are not interested in the child.
Usagi: What’s the catch?
Reala: Nothing really. You and NiGHTS show up here at midnight. I’d suggest you show. Not only will the child suffer, but Tokyo will become a ghost town. I’ll see you at midnight. Ha ha ha! (disappears)
Minako: So, what should we watch for?
Ami (awed): Wow. That’s the first intelligent thing I’ve ever heard you say.
Rei: Let’s head over to the shrine. We’ll think of something there.
NiGHTS: I guess there’s no point in making myself invisible now...
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Juuban Junior High School. Midnight...
Moon: Ok, he’s late.
NiGHTS: He’ll show, or we’ll get sick waiting here all night.
Jupiter: That’s looking on the bright side for ya.
Reala appears: Hi everyone. Ready for the next step?
Moon: Duh!
Reala: Ok. (claps hands together)We are going on a little road trip. I hope no one’s gonna get sick. (Everyone disappears at warp speed.) 5 seconds later everyone has a rather painful landing.
Mars: Air Reala is a flight from hell.
Venus rubbing her side: Uh huh.
Reala: Ha ha! Aha ha ha!
Moon: Reala, that’s Mandark’s laugh.
Reala stops and thinks about it for a minute or two: Oh darn! Forget you then!
Moon: Okie dokie! Everyone, let’s get out of here!
Reala: What are you doing?
Moon: We’re leaving. You said forget us.
Reala: That’s not what I meant!
Moon: What did you mean then? Hee hee hee...
Reala: That’s not important right now. I shall torture you all first.
Mercury: What do you have in mind?
Reala: I shall make you all watch Barney for 72 hours straight!
(Scream)
Reala: Actually, I’ll have you do... (NiGHTS and the Senshi are playing “Go Fish” while Reala’s going on and on.)
Chibi Moon shows up and kick Reala in the shin: You meanie head!
He grasps his leg and falls over. Chibi Moon runs over to Sailor Moon.
Reala looks up: Dang it!
NiGHTS: Would you like to be destroyed now, or wait till you get home?
Moon: I’m not taking requests! Moon Gorgeous Meditation!
Reala dodges: Ha ha! You missed.
Mercury whips out her harp and beats him in the head: Shut up already! (She walks away)
NiGHTS runs Reala into the wall: Wanna give up and release everyone from your spell?
Reala: No!
Jupiter: Fine, Sparkling Wide Pressure!
Reala: Oh no!
Venus: I’ll hold him still! Venus Love Me Chain! (She gets Reala wrapped up and ties the other end to the rock so as not to get electrocuted.)
Mars: I should stop underestimating her.
Reala, a bit on the smoky and charred side: Ok, (cough) I give up.
All: Woo hoo!
Reala, who was finally defeated, never had any thoughts of revenge after being BBQed by Jupiter. And the seasons of Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon went on to its last season, Sailor Stars. As for NiGHTS, he’s still waiting for SEGA to make another NiGHTS game for Dreamcast. (They already made one for Ecco the Dolphin*)
How was the story? Good? Bad? Umm? For Questions and comments, send ‘em to STC4567@aol.com. Have a nice day!
* Ecco the Dolphin was a game mad for Game Gear. Ecco’s first game was Ecco the Dolphin. His second game was Ecco the Dolphin: Tides of time. After game gear kinda went I wondered if they were ever going to make another game for him. They did. Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future. This last game is available for Dreamcast, only in Europe, though. Ecco, is kind of like NiGHTS, one of those interesting game plot SEGA comes up with. G’day!