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Boy, having all-night DBZ fests with friends can always bring out the best in people. Sadly, this is the only thing it brought out in me.
Observed, Learned, and Written by Hiroko


From Goku:

food always tastes better if eaten in large quantities

don’t fall off snake way

take the sports soda instead of the beer; it tastes better and it’s good for you!

never let go of your brother’s tail when in a fight

don’t worry if you’re on a planet about to explode in 5 minutes, it will take at least 2 weeks

don’t tell another Saiyan your name is Goku. he won’t care and will continue to call you Kakorott


From Krillin:

try not to get knocked out in a fight after only one hit

watch your friends get the poop beaten out of them

try to act tougher by lowering your voice when Goku comes to Namek (remember how they changed the voices?)

spend more time with your best friend’s son than with your best friend

shave your head


From Gohan:

learn to sing in Japanese

don’t ask Mr.Piccolo to come to your birthday party

don’t look at the moon (or anything that looks like the moon) unless you enjoy ripping up your clothes and walking around naked in front of all sorts of people

don’t let your mom dress you

hair gel is not a toy; do not mix it with super glue and stick it on your head


From Bulma:

don’t talk to frogs

if you can’t remember your name, get a shirt to help you out (from Dragonball)

don’t flirt with the enemy (Zarbon)


From Tien:

learn some jokes

get some shirts


From Yamcha:

buy a comb

laugh at King Kai


From Chazou:

don’t overdo the white powder

be careful with the red blush

drink your milk

helium is not good for you; it can have permanent side effects



Ya. Wasn't that funny? I think so. If you want your own witty observations here, email me. It will be fun. Even if you only have one. I'll even give you a present.

Note: Hiroko is poor, a cronic liar, and will not give you a present. Sorry for any inconvinence.
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