A FUNimation nightmare!
A play starring: Gokou, ChiChi, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Chaotzu, Tien, Krillin, Piccolo, Oolong, Puar, an invisible being from the FUNimation staff, and that little voice in my head that tells me to write stories while on a caffeine high

That Little Voice/Narrator: The Z-Gang is hanging out at the Kami House.

Gokou: ChiChiiiiiiiiiiii.! PLEASE? Im hungry!

ChiChi: No, I wont you eat any fried rice! If you do, the next thing I know you will try to eat my son! Oh, you just HAD to name him "Gohan", didn't you!?

Gokou: *looks pleadingly at ChiChi, who just ignores him and puts the rice away*

Gohan: *starts backing away from Gokou*

Master Roshi: Hey everyone! I brought you all some beer! Wait a minute this is water! I was sure it was good ol Namekian Beer! *he holds up a mug of yes WATER!*

Trunks: What does that sticker on your mug say?

Master Roshi: Sticker? Oh, I didnt notice that before. It says "FUNimation was here"?

Everyone: *gasp*

Vegeta: holy sh-*WHACK!* MMMPH!!! *a sticker that says "FUNimation was here" flew out of nowhere and stuck to Vegetas face*

Everyone: *gasp*

Gokou: *takes the distraction as an opportunity to steal and eat the bowl of fried rice. He does so and then notices Gohan*

Gohan: Uh oh

Gokou: FOOOOD!!!!!

Gohan: AAHH!!! HELP ME!!! PICCOLO!!!

Piccolo: Zzzzz

Gokou: *suddenly vanishes right before he bites Gohan. A small note flutters to the ground that says, "This scene was cut- FUNimation"*

Chaotzu: Eeeep! Tien! I'm scared!

Tien: Don't worry my love, i'll protect you...

Everyone: *stops for a moment to look at Tien*

Tien: Uh... I ment friend...!

Bulma: *trying to pull the sticker off Vegetas face* Who ARE these people!?

Oolong: Thats it. Im leaving. Im going to pack my collection of womens underwear and get out of here!!! *he runs into the house. Seconds later there is a horrified scream and crying*

Oolong: There is a lock on my collection safe that says "FUNimation" on it!!!

Puar: *flies in* YAMCHA HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!! *a pair of clothes with the word "FUNimation" on them flies after her*

Yamcha: PUAR!!! What the he-*WHACK!*

Master Roshi: MY BEER!!! DEAR KAMI SAVE US!!!!!!

Everyone: *screaming*

Krillin: *goes to hide in the bathroom* NOOO!!! *the words FUNimation are on a door barricade blocking the bathroom*

Gohan: This is terrible!

Krillin: *a FUNimation object forces itself into his mouth* ACK!! Has sudden urge to say "Solid".

ChiChi: Ill show them!!!

Goten: Huh?

ChiChi: I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *starts backing away from ChiChi, except for Piccolo*

Piccolo: Zzzz Huh? What?

ChiChi: DIE!!! *she gives him a bloody gash*

Piccolo: *WHAP!* AAH!!! I stopped bleeding and there is a sticker on my cut!!! What the fu-*WHACK!!!*

ChiChi: Grrr *lunges at Piccolo again, but she suddenly disappears. A note flutters to the ground telling the same fate as Gokou*

Gohan and Goten: MOMMY!!!!!!!

Bulma: *gives up on Vegeta and throws him aside* THAT DOES IT!!! *she pulls out a high-tech gun. A second later it is blocked with the word, well you guessed it. "FUNimation".* What the HE- *WHACK!*

Trunks: *tries to slice the stickers off of everything, but his sword is instantly replaced by an inflatable circus sword with the words "FUNimation was here" written on it* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Krillin: Im mondo scared

ChiChis Voice: Gokou? GOKOU WAKE UP!!!

Gokou: Zzzzzz what? *he wakes up to his own room* Son-ChiChi! I had a horrible dream! *scratches head* There was a very powerful un-stoppable force taking over our lives!

ChiChi: Uh huh well guess what! I just got news this morning! Next week we will be translated to English by a company called FUNimation!!!

THE END of DBZ as we know it! AAAHHH!!!!

-By Saiyan Gina