Goten and Trunks walk into the door of a huge, dark castle. Trunks shivers.
Trunks: Wow, Goten, this summer cabin you rented us sure is creepy.
Goten: Yeah, well, it looked a lot different in the ad.
Trunks: Well, where'd you get the ad?
Goten: The Wampire Veekly.
Trunks: The Wampire Veekly?!?!?
Goten: Yeah. Well, it certainly is big enough for the two of us...
A ghost appears.
Goten: The three of us...
Another ghost appers.
Goten: The four of us...
A knock is heard at the door.
Trunks: S-s-someone's at the door! Someone's at the door!
Goten: I bet it isn't the welcome wagon.
Majin Buu steps in, followed by Freeza, who is wearing a black cape.
Goten: I was right. It isn't the welcome wagon.
Freeza: Greetings, my friends. I am sorry for the inturruption, but my spaceship has a flat tire and I am trapped out at night with a beautiful assistant and a hideous monster.
Buu: Watch it. I'm the beautiful assistant.
Goten: Oh boy.
Buu: Master, I think Torto is acting up in the ship again.
Trunks: Torto?
Goten: Oh boy.
Trunks: Well, *ahem* I'll just show you two to a room and...
Freeza: Wait, there is something I must tell you.
Buu: Yes, that's right. You see, every night at midnight, the Master is turned into a horrible, dangerous, foaming beast.
Goten: Oh boy.
Freeza: My hourglass is broken. What time is it?
Trunks: *checking his watch* 12:00 A.M.
Freeza: Oh no! *bong* Get the chains! *bong* Get manacles! *bong* Bind me! *bong* Wait... *bong* somethings wrong! *bong* Something's different! *bong* Lads, what day is it?!?
Goten: New Year's eve. *bong*
Buu: Oh no! *bong* This is terrible! *bong* This is awful! *bong*
Trunks: Who what where when what what? *bong*
Buu: On New Year's Eve the Master turns into...
