Humorous Lists
Oh, sure, you've seen plenty of those "You know you're addicted to DBZ when..." lists on the web. But here, I have that and much much more! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'l instantly close the window and tell your friends NEVER to come here! The choice is yours! Oh, one more thing.... feel free to submit stuff to ANY list! I LOVE fan participation! ^_^
You know you watch way too much DBZ when...
Whenever you watch Star Wars and the Death Star desroys Alderaan, you yell, "GALLET GUN FIRE!!!" (This applies to me.)
You write in your will that your family shouldn't worry, you'll have a great time at Kaio-Sama's!
You're always careful getting food out of the cooler or freezer, in case it transforms.
You bully people around and tell them not to get in your way, your power level in this form is over one million.
Whenever you are threatened, you laugh histerically like Vegeta. (Yeah... what's wrong with that?)
You refuse to watch Hercules, because he thinks he's such a hot shot when he can't even do a decent Ki attack!
For dinner, you make a Vegeta soup, with a side of Gurudo, A bit of Puar or Oolong to drink, some Tenshinhan, and for desert: Kakarotto Cake with Rikum.
You say that you are a Saiya-jin (This probably applies to me ^_~)
You actually BELIEVE you are a Saiya-jin
Your FRIENDS believe you are a Saiya-jin (especially that bully who tried to beat you up ^_~)
You actually ARE a Saiya-jin
No, really!
You are reading this list and nodding
You take the time to teach your dad or mom everything there is to know about DBZ
It worked
Your friend teaches you a "quick" martial arts course, wherein you have a long match of beating the heck out of each other (with Tenka-ichi Boudoukai-type style! ^_~) with dramatic effects such as rain and white blossoms blowing. You also learn to sense small Ki's in the process. (This happened to me. I'm not kidding. Go ask Cell Jr 103 sometime, he'll tell you he pulvarized me! -_-;;; (I changed the bruises statement, Cell. HAPPY NOW????) I had a day of sore spots everywhere...)
You talk in Brian Drummond's voice, grin with only your left lip, and cross your arms whenever you get the chance. (Yes, I'm glad to admit I do this... this is also my strategy for dealing with my little brother when he whines Oo;;;)
By the end of the day, your voice is horse, your left cheek is sore, and your arms are asleep, because of the above item.
The next few were submitted by MagicGirlSami, p.k.a PsychoSaiyan182
You wear a monkey costume every time there is a full moon
You shave your head bald and paste six dots on your forehead
You dye your hair yellow and get turquoise colored contact lenses
You cover yourself in wet bread, tape two antennas to your head, and in a couple of weeks... YOU'RE PICCOLO!!!
You pour kerosine all over you, light a match, and say you're using the Kaio-Ken technique! (Don't try this at home!)
The next few were submitted by Missy
u are crazy in love with vegeta............... I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when u get in a fight u try to do a kamehameha and wonder y it did not work
u stay in doors when its a full moon
u cut holes in your pants because u think your tail will grow soon.....my cousin did that
u put moose in your hair to get it to stand up like vegeta
The next few were submitted by Dr. Hackenslash
You run around the neighborhood wearing the scouter you made in arts n' crafts.
You arouse the neighbors by running around yelling, 'Kiiiieeeennnnnzzzaaaaannnnn!!!!!!!'
You ask your mom if you can take karate lessons with Goku.
You want to tattoo an 'M' on your forehead when you grow up (I do!)
Reasons Freeza destroyed planet Vegeta
He was unhappy about being named after a home appliance
He wants to show a lesson to all the people who call him a girl (Pogoroo68, we know you're reading!)
He was jealous of Vegeta's looks
Bad case of nastalgia... his mother was killed by a rabid Barrel o' Monkeys.
He was sick of that majestic tune that followed King Vegeta around.
He hated vegetables.
He hadn't seen fireworks since childhood.
He hadn't laughed since childhood.
He hadn't blown anything up since childhood.
He was sick of people with a sick sense of humor talking abut his childhood via a Dragonball comedy site.
He was sick of all those people singing that dang song, "Old King Cole was a merry old soul" because he thinks it's Old King Cold and his father certainly does not have fiddlers three!
If there Was a live action DBZ movie...
Don King would play Vegeta
Leonardo DiCaprio would play Cell
Giant (the wrestler) would play Nappa
Glenn Close would play Freezer
Verne Troyer (Mini Me) would play Kuririn
Mr. T would play Mr. Satan
Danny DeVito would play Gurudo
Sir Alec Guiness would play Kamesennin
Special effects... they'd use that ape from "Mighty Joe Young" for Oozaru Saiya-jins
The top uses for a Kienzan
- For a tray of fast food... REAL fast food.
- For FUNimation to change its name to something stupid, like "Destructo Disk"
- A death match of "Rock, paper, scisors"
- Can anyone say "Lumberjack"?
You know you watch too little DBZ when...
- You wonder if they'll ever defeat Radditz.
- Goku? Who's that?
- You wonder if they'll ever find those Dragon Balls.
- Vegeta? A Prince I didn't know that!!!!! (This used to apply to me)
- You wonder if Goku willl really master the Genki-Dama
- You're not completely braindead, you know all about how the Vegetarians turn into werewolves or something at the full moon.
- Trunks are boxer shorts to you.
- "Bibidi, Babidi, Buu" are only song lyrics.
If the DBZ Characters were Gundam Pilots...
- Vegeta would self destruct his Gundam in an attempt to kill the enemy he was just serving several seconds ago. ("Mission Accepted, Bulma, Trunks, soshite... Kakarotto!")
- Goku would want to fight the enemy with all he had, but his Gundam would be crippled from a dangerous core virus that was currently uncurable (Core Virus, heart disease, get it?)
- Freeza would take control of the largest and most powerful mobile suit force in the galaxy, then he'd blow them all up in one attack.
- Cell, who has no vehichular experience whatsoever,would get his Gundam crippled easily. He would then try to self-destruct his mobile suit and take thev whole solar system with him, but Goku's virus-infected Gundam (see above) would teleport him to Kaio-sama's planet... wait, I'm getting off track here,
- Garlic Jr would take his Gundam battle to a black hole, try to throw the other mobile suits into it, but would get knocked in himself.
- King Cold would take the sword of another Gundam, pretend to be interested, then would use it against its owner.
More to come, but until then, remember that even the villains have to laugh.....
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