Okay, first thing you should know, when you go on vacation to a cabin four hours away, you end up listening to a lot of tapes. One tape I like to listen to is a corny-but-funny tape called, 'The Kosher Police'. So, with that in mind, I give you....
Al Chate (Freeza and the Ginyu Force)
Menchville - The Musical insert song
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Dodoria: Okay, I'm, uh, here boss, what did you want?
Freeza: *ahem* Friends, it's about time we showed the people of Menchville what we're all about.
Dodoria: Hey, that's great. Uh, boss, what are we about?
Freeza: Okay. Well, you see, you know how the people of Menchville are always doin good deeds, of, eh, chesed and kindness. Well, we're going to put a stop to that!
Dodoria: Uh, okay boss. Uh, how are we gonna do it.
Freeza: Well, I'll tell you. Or better yet. I think it's time for a song! Morty, gimme a 'C', see? a bouncy 'C', see?
Gurudo pulls out of a curtain with a piano and begins playing a bouncy beat. Jiisu comes out with a sax, Rikum on the drums, and Ginyu and Baata stand in the background.
Freeza: I see you might have to learn what
I'm about!
You might know why I have to scream and shout,
I'll explain it to you very easily,
when you find out you'll wish you're meee....
My name is Al Chate,
Baata and Ginyu break into a back-up of 'Al Chate' over and over.
I like to irritate,
C'mon guys... let's get irate!
My name is Al Chate,
I live to instigate,
If trouble's here, I won't hesitate!
It used to be I didn't want to sin *snort, chuckle*
But finally, my friends, I just gave in,
So now, to your chagrin,
I'm asking you to please join in.....
My name is Al Chate,
I like to irritate,
C'mon guys... let's get irate!
My name is Al Chate,
I live to instigate,
If trouble's here, I won't hesitate!
Things around here are much too... sedate.
Wait, it's YOU - I must berate.
Now here's a hobby you just can't appreciate!
Come on my friends... this is just first rate! Ha ha!
My name is Al Chate,
I like to irritate,
C'mon guys... let's get irate!
My name is Al Chate,
I live to instigate,
If trouble's here, I won't hesitate...
If there's trouble THERE, I won't hesitate!
If there's trouble here, I won't hesitate!
Baata and Ginyu: Al Chate! Al! CHATE!
Vocals ....................................................................................................................... Freeza
Backup vocals ............................................................................................. Baata and Ginyu
Piano ................................................................................................................... Gurudo
Saxophone ............................................................................................................. Jiisu
Drums ................................................................................................................ Rikum
You've heard the copyrights before. I won't repeat them.