A note before you read this song parody - I have no idea what song I'm making a parody of. I listened to a song parody of a song on a tape, and thought it was pretty good, so this is really a parody of a parody. Confused yet? Good.
Let my offer you advice!
Run back to Gero and the Androids,
Because you might be curious what evil scientists do.
So you don't think it's so nice,
To punish everybody,
But as evil men today, we've got to make a living too!
For that fool Son Goku,
I have a notion,
To leash upon him my 'droids and pound him FLAT!
He won't be able
To make a mo-o-tion,
And the Androids will pummel him to a SPLAT!
Chorus:
'Cause you must obey Gero
Yes, you must obey Gero!
You must obey Gero, Gero Gero,
'Cause you must obey GERO!!!
C-R-R-AZY!
It's what you're calling Gero today,
You're saying "Red Ribbon, go away!"
You don't wanna hear our news!
MAAAYYYBEE....
The skies are starting to turn grey,
'Cause when you here we're here to stay
you'll get Son Goku to
save all of you!
We'll make you shiver, so forget the notion
To throw us in the scrapheap and close the door!
You won't remember a more evil motion
Then conquering Earth so that it can be under Android rule
forevermore!
Chorus (sung by #19 this time >_<)
Gero: The Dr. Gero Geroteria in Geroville! Son Goku will be in big trouble!!!!
19: Heh heh! Heh heh *snort*! I can see it now! 'I Love Gero' Tee-shirts!
Gero: Not just that, an I Love Gero BLIMP!!!! AHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!
For that fool Son Goku,
I have a notion,
To leash upon him my 'droids and pound him FLAT!
He won't be able
To make a mo-o-tion,
And the Androids will pummel him to a SPLAT!
19: Heh heh! You tell 'em, boss!
Chorus, sung by Gero
Both: You must obey, Gero, GERO, GERO!
