The crowd gathers in a room and sits down. There is music as Vegeta walks onto the stage. Nameks, Saiya-Jin, humans, all applaud. Somebody boos.
Vegeta(after blasting that member of the audience:"Thank, you, thank you everyone. I'm all very *cough cough* pleased you could make it. Especially since I'm getting half your admission fees!"
The crowd chuckles
"Hey, speaking of money, I was down on Earth the other day with Nappa. After our year-long trip, we were ready to tale out the Earthlings. Suddenly, Kakarrotto arrives."
"Nappa looks at him and says to me, 'Hey, Vegeta! What's the figure on this?' So I look at my scouter, and I just gape at the figure! I scream with rage and crush my scouter. 'It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!' I yell."
"So naturally, Nappa shouts, amazed, "NINE THOUSAND??? THE THING MUST BE BROKEN!!!!" And I say, "Of course it's broken, idiot! I crushed it!'"
A drum roll plays, then there is a cymbol crash. There are a few light chuckles. Vegeta continues.
"So Nappa says, 'No, Vegeta, I mean, how can Kakarrotto's power be so high???'"
"I stare at Nappa and say, 'Kakarrotto's power level? I was talking about the bill!!!! Traveling in spacepods for a year ain't cheap, you know!'"
Another drumroll/cymbol crash. The crowd laughs.
"Hey, you know I'm married to Bulma, and we have a kid, Trunks. The worst thng about kids is that they try to twist your words."
"'No, but you said.....'"
"'I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!!'"
"'Hey, why are you screaming like that, father?'"
"'I'M NOT SCREAMING!!!!!!'"
There are some chuckles.
"Yes, I admit, I stole that joke from Sinbad. You know, that reminds me of the time I tried to rob a thrift store."
"I didn't do it for they're products or anything, I wanted revenge. Look what their stupid mousse did to my hair!"
Laughs, drums, and cymbols again
"One time Kakarrotto came over for dinner. I'll never foget that day, but I'll try."
Drumroll, cymbols
"Now where was I? Oh, yes, family. *sighs* I really wish my father was here. But no, he had to go out into the cold space and get Freeza burn!"
The crowd laughs
"Now my wife, she's a clean freak. One time she forced me to take a shower. So I did."
"It wasn't that simple, though. When I was in the shower, it started spraying toxic watse! I think it's because Bulma was trying to fix the washer."
The crowd laughs
"Bulma's a real technical genius. She once installed a program that made the house do anything we asked it to. One time Kakarrotto came over and said, 'Hey, Vegeta, what's up?' Instantly, this computer voice gives him the entire definition of up!"
There are a few chuckles.
"You think that's bad? Wait till you hear what happened in the shower! I'm stuck in there, waiting for the water to come back on, with my hair in terrible disorder, and completly naked! Can you imagine that???"
"You CAN???"
"You people are sick! I don't imagine any of YOU people naked in the shower!!! Except maybe---"
Bulma drags Vegeta off the stage grumbling and shouting.
Join us next time when we watch the routine of the villainous Freeza!
