Kamui, I am your...make-up artist! Stop squirming, I need to get this lipstick on you!
Kamui, I am your...father!
Kamui, I am your...brother's sister's uncle's cousin's housekeeper's mailman!
Waiiit a minute...Kamui, I am your...one true love!
Ok, that's it!Kamui, I am your...pet poodle!
Ok, now that's just STUPID.