Disclaimer: I don't own GW or anything(WWWAAHHH!!!), so please don't sue me.... ^_~*
Scene 1~ACHOO!!!!
*All the guys meet for breakfast*
Quatre:*with a red nose*Good morning everyone...
Duo:*sneeze*Same to you Quatre....
Trowa:*carrying a box of tissues*Here Duo...take one...
Heero:*eyes all red*I CAN'T get sick! I have a mission to complete!!
Quatre: My nose...my nose....must sleep....
Trowa:*blows nose*I need to get some more sleep....
Heero: Mission: sleep. Mission accepted.
Duo:*stumbles off to bed*G'night everyone....
Wufei:*snarl*Weaklings....NOW what am I going to do....*gets an idea*hmmm....
Scene 2~Phone call for Major Sally
Man: Major Sally! You have a phone call!!
Sally:*getting a tan*Who is it??
Man: I don't know...he said he wanted to talk to THE ONNA....
Sally:*grin*Oh...Wufei...go ahead...put him on....
Man: Right away!*salutes*
-On the phone
Wufei: ONNA!! Get over here RIGHT NOW!!!
Sally: And why is that Wufei?
Wufei: The guys are sick...and _I'M_ not taking care of them......
Sally:*sounds sympathetic*Oh...I'm sorry Wufei...but I'm busy doing Preventer business right now....I'll come later when I have time...BYE!!*hangs up*
Wufei:*slams the phone down*STUPID ONNA!!!!!!!
Scene 3~RELENA!!!!!!
Wufei:*picks up phone again*This better work.
*Relena's cell phone rings*
Relena:*while shopping*Hello??
Wufei: Relena.......
Relena: Oh hi Wufei...what's the matter?
Wufei: Can you come take care of the guys?? They're sick.
Relena: I'm REALLY sorry to hear that Wufei...but...I'm on a tight schedule right now....I'll drop by though!! Talk to you later!*hangs up*
Wufei: ARGH!!!!!
Scene 4~Hilde speaking!!
Hilde:*picks up phone*Hey!! Who's this??
Wufei:*snarls*Wufei.
Hilde: Whoa! What's with the attitude?? What's the problem?
Wufei: They're sick.
Hilde: Lemme guess...you're a guy...and you don't think it's a man's job to take care of sick people?
Wufei: Correct. IT'S AN ONNA'S JOB!!!!
Hilde:*holds phone away from her ear*Not so loud Wufei!! I'm not deaf!! Well...I WOULD...but I CAN'T....gotta take care of some BUSINESS.
Wufei: Fine.*hangs up*
Hilde:*looks at the phone for a second*Wufei is so strange.*walks back to continue watching TV*
Scene 5~Sorry!! No can do!!
Wufei: May I please speak to Catherine??
Catherine: This is Catherine...who's this?
Wufei: It's Wufei.
Catherine:*giggles*Well...you don't call girls for no reason..what can I do for you?
Wufei: Take care of the guys.
Catherine:*sounds sad*Oh...that's just too BAD!! But...sorry...no can do! I'm with the circus ya know!! Oh no!! It's show time!! Sorry...gotta run!!*hangs up*
Wufei:*slams down phone*AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Scene 6~Wufei gets desperate.
Dorothy:*picks up phone*Hello...this is Dorothy Catalonia....
Wufei:*pleading voice*PLEASE Dorothy....come take care of the guys.....they're down with the cold....
Dorothy:*voice dripping with sarcasism*Poor Wufei...sorry...I'm busy.....talk to you later!!*hangs up*
Wufei:*grumbles*Why me?
Dorothy: Now to finish painting my nails...
Scene 7~Please??
Wufei: Lady Une. Please....
Lady Une: Oh hello Wufei...how are you....
Wufei: Are you busy?? I need a little help with something...
Lady Une:*thinks*Hmmm....well...I've got a meeting in two minutes...another one in5 hours....and tomorrow I have 3 to go to....
Wufei:*sighs*Nevermind. Thanks anyways.*hangs up*
Lady Une:*smiles*Now...off to the spa.....
Scene 8~Last hope....
Noin: Noin here.
Wufei: Noin...came you PLEASE help me??
Noin:*looks puzzled*What's wrong??
Wufei: The guys are sick........
Noin:*smiles sympathetically*Sorry Wufei...but I'm on Preventer duty right now.....
Wufei: Oh. Ok.*hangs up*
Noin:*walks back to Zechs*Is it my turn??
Zechs:*sitting in front of a chess board*Yes it is....
Scene 9~NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Duo:*shouts with a hoarse voice*WUFEI!!! I need more tissues!!!!
Wufei:*wearing an apron*Coming Maxwell!!!*grumbles*
Heero: Wufei! I need some soup!!!
Wufei:*drops off Duo's tissues and heads for the kitchen*Ok ok ok!!! Hold on!!
Trowa: Hey! Wufei! I need some water...pour me a glass will you??
Wufei:*walks to the fridge*Fine fine fine!!
Trowa: And don't forget to heat it up!!
Wufei:*walks over to the microwave* FINE FINE FINE!!!
Quatre: Wufei....can I please have my cold medicine??
Wufei:*carrying Heero's soup, Trowa's water, and Quatre's medicine*Coming everyone!!!*mumbles under his breathe*Bakas......
Scene 10~Now what??!!!
Duo: WUFEI!!! C'mere!!!
Wufei: What do you want Maxwell??
Duo:*points to the TV downstairs*I wanna watch TV.
Wufei:*sighs*Then go down and watch TV!!
Duo:*puppy face*But I have to stay in bed!! Can you bring it up here??*big smile*PLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!????????
Wufei:*rolls eyes*Fine fine fine....*walks downstairs to get the REALLY BIG big screen TV*
*Wufei brings the TV back up*
Duo:*looks at Wufei*Actually...I don't wanna watch TV anymore...you can take it back down now....thanks anyways!!
Wufei:*red with anger*KISMA!!!!! BAKA!!!!!!*carries TV back down*
Scene 11~All better.....
Quatre:*walks outside*Wow...it's so sunny and nice outside....I'm so happy I'm well now...
Duo:*lays down on the grass and stretches*Ahhh....yeah....
Trowa:*climbs up the tree*It's such a nice day....to good to spend indoors.....*sits on a tree branch*
Heero:*leans on the tree*True.......
Duo:*looking at the sky*Too bad for Wufei...he got sick taking care of us!!
Quatre:*laughs gently*Well...he has PLENTY of people to take care of him.....
Scene 12~ONNAS!!!!
Dorothy: OK Woofie!!! Time for your medicine!!!
Wufei: Don't call me that!!!
Relena:*shoves the medicine down Wufei's throat*Now swallow!!!
Wufei:*swallows the medicine*AAAHHHH!!!!
Sally: Now get some rest Wufei...you'll need it!!
Wufei: I WOULD!! BUT I*gets cut off*
Hilde:*pours water down Wufei's throat*DRINK UP!!
Wufei:*gurgle*BAKAS!! Are you trying to kill me??!!
Noin:*smiles* Of course not Wufei!! Why would we do that??!!
Lady Une: Now...let's take your temperature...*stuffs the thermometer in Wufei's mouth*
Catherine: I made some HOT soup for you!! When you're done taking your temperature...make sure to eat it!!!*smiles*
Wufei: HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
