Topic: Free for all!!

Q's Miko: Duo...I have ONE question for ya...

Duo: Well...SPEAK!

Q's Miko: Ok. Ok. Ok! Lemme see....what does it feel like to get punched in the stomach so many times??

Duo: What does it feel like?? IT HURTS!!! WHY ME??!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME? WHY NOT WUFEI?*points at Wufei*WHY ME??!!!

Q's Miko:*uncovers ears*No need to shout! Mataku...Duo...why don't you just ask them...why did they punch you??

Duo:*rolls eyes*Fine. Fine. Why did you punch me guys??

Trowa: I had to give you the information.

Heero: You punched me.

Duo:*sighs*Nevermind.

Quatre: I'm sorry to hear that Duo. I really am. I wish I had been there to protect you. It's all my fault that you were punched.*yabbers on*

Duo: Umm...Quatre...it's ok. You can stop saying sorry now....

Wufei: Quatre's Miko is a stupid onna.

Quatre: And why is that??

Wufei: She has no idea of what is going on in her site. She makes Heero do all the work. She is a complete baka.

Q's Miko:*red with anger* KISMA!!! WUFEI YOU LITTLE!!!*takes out her balloon hammer*I'LL GET YOU!!!*starts chasing Wufei around the room*

Wufei:*running from Q's miko*Get away you crazy baka!!

Quatre:*sweatdrop*Umm...this happens fairly often for those of you wondering.

Duo: Yeah...they run around the room....round and round they go...

Heero: They're giving me another headache. I'm going to stop them this time.

Duo: Why does Heero always get a headache??

Trowa: Well...I'm getting pretty dizzy myself, but they are making a LOT of noise....

Heero:*stands in Q's miko and Wufei's way*Stop. Stop this instant.

Wufei: Heero! Move out of the way!!!

Q's Miko: C'mere Wufei!! I'm gonna get you!!! I've had enough of you calling ME a stupid onna!!

*Wufei and Q's Miko crash into Heero*

Heero:*stuck under Q's Miko and Wufei*GET OFF!

Duo: Umm...I think they WOULD, if they COULD....but they can't...looks like they passed out.

Heero: Get them off of me.

Duo: Fine...

*The other guys help drag off Q's Miko and Wufei to their beds*

Duo: WELL! It looks like they won't be back for a while...so ANYWAYS!

Quatre:*looks worried*Umm...Duo...I think I'm going to check on my miko. I'm worried about her.

Duo: Fine fine fine. Go take care of your miko then. I'll entertain the people.

Quatre: Arigato Duo-chan!!*walks off*

Duo: Ok! So...how are you guys??*looks at Heero and Trowa*

*You hear silence*

Duo: Umm...guys?? Speak...please??

*Silence*

Duo: Sheez...this miko chat was a COMPLETE FLOP!!*sighs*Oh well. I guess I'll end this miko chat. Have a nice day. Ja ne!