This time's topic: cooking (uh oh.)*sweatdrop*

Wufei: ONNAS!!! WHY AM I WEARING A CHEF'S HAT??!!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!! I NEED TO KNOW THE JUSTICE IN THIS!!!

Duo:*fiddling with the hat*MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!! DO YOU KNOW HOW _LONG_ IT TAKES TO DO MY HAIR EVERY MORNING??!!!

Q's Miko: Duo. We're cooking FOOD. FOOD!!!*winks*

Duo:*stops fiddling with his hat*Did I hear...food??*big grin*When? Where?? FOOD!!!

Trowa: Is it low fat??

Q's Miko: As if YOU needed low fat food. No...it's NOT low fat!!!

D's Miko: It's HOLIDAYS!! Let's all get FAT!!! *big smile* Does that sound like a good idea, DUO?!

Duo: Fat, low fat, fat free, fat filled...I DON'T CARE!!! I WANT FOOD!!!!!!

Q's Miko:*whispers to Quatre*He always works it off somehow...how DOES he do it??!! I wanna know his dieting secrets!!!

D's Miko: *whispers to Q's Miko* It's the hair!! Braiding it... washing it... making it PERFECT... ABSOLUTELY PERFECT every morning... that's probably what's working it off of him!!!

Duo: WHERE'S THE FOOD!!! NOW!!!!

Quatre:*smiles at Duo*Duo...we're making food!! Won't that be fun!!

Duo:*pulls hair*NANI??!! WE HAVE TO _MAKE_ THE FOOD??!!! BUT I JUST WANNA _EAT_ THE FOOD!!!!

D's Miko: Duo... If you MAKE the food FIRST, THEN you can EAT, yes EAT, the food!!

Heero:*rolls eyes*I can't cook.

Duo:*gasp*OH MY GOSH!!! HEERO, THE _PERFECT EVERYTHING_ DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK!!!!*gasp*

Wufei: Cooking is for stupid onnas. It is not a MAN's job to COOK. INJUSTICE!!!

Trowa:*grabs a pot*Ok. What are we cooking??

Q's Miko: We're making the Thanksgiving dinner.*grabs her cookbook*Ummm...Trowa, you can make the corn bread. Heero, you...can cook the corn. Duo...you cook the turkey. Good luck. Quatre....you can make the pie. OH! And make some tea while you're at it!!!*big smile*Wufei....you can...umm....cook the yams, mashed potatoes, and all that other little itsy bitsy stuff...

Heero:*grabs copy of cookbook*Hmmm....*looks at recipe*Place corn in microwavable plate. Place plate in microwave. Heat until cooked.*does that*Now...to wait.

Duo:*complaining*TURKEY??!! I CAN HARDLY DO MY HAIR IN UNDER 3 HOURS!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO COOK A TURKEY!!!*Q's Miko shoves the cookbook under his nose*OOhhhhh.....*sticks turkey in oven*I see......

Trowa:*reading his copy of the cookbook*.......*adds flour*......*adds eggs*.....*adds other ingredients*....*stirs*.....*puts in baking pan*....*sticks in oven*....

Quatre:*humming to himself*Pie sounds easy enough.*starts cooking*

Wufei:*jumping up and down*JUSTICE!! WHY IS IT THAT WUFEI GETS THE _SOFT_ _WEAK_ _MUSHY_ THINGS??!!!*grumbles and returns to cooking*Onnas.....

D's Miko: Wufei, there's no JUSTICE in COOKING... *shakes head* Guys, you are all doing a GREAT, JUST GREAT JOB!!! *big smile*

Q's Miko:*runs over to where Heero is standing*HEERO!!!! THE CORN!!! THE CORN!!!! THE CORN IS OVERCOOKED!! AND YOU USED THE _MICROWAVE_!!!! HEERO!!!!!!

Heero: I told you. I can't cook.*gets more corn*

D's Miko: Duo, Honey? Why is there smoke coming OUT of the OVEN??!!! THE TURKEY!! MY PRECIOUS TURKEY!!! WHAT DID YA DO TO IT?!! DID YOU EVEN LET IT DEFROST BEFORE STICKING IT IN THERE?!! DUOO!!! ANSWER ME!!!

Duo:*sweatdrop*We still have four left in the fridge!!*smiles sheepishly*Eh heh.

Q's Miko:*looks over Trowa's shoulder*How's the cornbread coming along?? Mmmm...smells good!!

Trowa: Done. I'll start making another one.

Q's Miko:*walks over to Quatre's part of the kitchen*How is Quatre doing??

Quatre:*neat and prim as ever, not even a speck of flour on his clothes!!*Good!! I'm almost done with my....*looks at the rack beside him*fourth pie!! I've even started on the tea!!

D's Miko: Great! At least we have pies, cornbread and tea ready!! And Wufei, what on EARTH are you doing with the potatoes?

Wufei:*stomping on the mashed potatoes*I'm mashing the potatoes!! What does it look like onna!!??

D's Miko: Wufei, after you mash them, you have to eat them since they are part of the Thanksgiving dinner!!! So OBVIOUSLY, you can't mash the potatoes with YOUR FEET!! TRY A FORK!! OR A SPOON?!! EVER HEARD OF THOSE?!!

Wufei:*steps out of the mashed potatoes*FINE!! They're RUINING my shoes anyways. And...I do NOT, I repeat, I do NOT, use forks or spoons. I use CHOPSTICKS!!*whips out some chopsticks and twirls them on his fingers*Hmph.*walks off to go get another batch of potatoes to mash*

Q's Miko:*peers over Heero's shoulder*Did you fix the corn problem??

Heero:*turns around carrying a plate of nicely cooked corn*Mission: accomplished.

D's Miko: Duo, how's the turkey coming?

Duo:*poking the turkey with a fork and looking at it hungrily*Huh?*puts the fork away*OH!! It's...ummm...GREAT! It's done! Can we eat now??!!*throws the fork which "accidently" hits Wufei in the head*

Wufei:*steam coming out of his ears*MAXWELL!!! YOU BAKA!!! WHAT IS THIS??!!!*points at the fork sticking out of his hair*

Duo:*points at himself*_I_ did THAT?? Oh no...not me!! I'm too GOOD to do that!! Now go back and finish your mashed potatoes!!*points at Wufei's mashed potatoes*

Wufei:*grumbles*Hmph. I'm DONE! Then I got hit....by a certain object thrown by a certain PERSON.*glares at Duo*

Quatre:*big smile*GUYS!! Trowa, my miko, and I have finished preparing the table!! Let's eat! Oh, and Wufei, don't worry about making mashed potatoes...Trowa went out and bought some.*walks off*

Trowa:*pulls fork out of Wufei's hair*Is that the new style??*Trowa smirk*

Wufei: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU ALL ARE SO FILLED WITH INJUSTICE!!!! AAAHHH!!!!

Q's Miko:*stuffs cornbread in Wufei's mouth*Wufei. Go eat. We're waiting for YOU!!!*pulls Wufei into the dining room*