This time's topic: Camping...in the backyard. -.-;;

Quatre: Mikos!! Let's go on a camping trip!!*smile*

Q's Miko:*sweatdrop*Camping Quatre-sama? Err....how about no.

Trowa: The weather's nice. Going camping isn't going to kill you.....

D's Miko: Okay... I guess... maybe... FINE!! We'll go!! Let's start packing... uh, wait a minute... where are we going camping again?!

Quatre: We're going to YELLOWSTONE!!

Q's Miko: NANI?! YELLOWSTONE!? NO!!!

Duo: OI! I'm not going...so...anyone wanna hang with me...I'm cool with that.*grin*

Wufei:*pushes Duo*What...is the Shinigami afraid of the little cricket?

D's Miko: Lion, tigers, bears, OH MY!!

Duo: HIDOI!*pouts*I'm not afraid of lions, tigers, bears, OR crickets. Just give me Deathscythe...and I'm KITTO OK!

Heero:*raises eyebrow*Hn? A person, a normal one at least, does NOT take a GUNDAM on a camping trip.

Quatre: HAI HAI HAI!! We'll go camping......

Q's Miko: IN THE BACKYARD!

*Collective sweatdrop*

Trowa: Ummm...now...when did people start to camp in their backyards?

D's Miko: Since when? 3 seconds ago, when Q's miko said so!! And Duo, what on earth are you doing? You can NOT, I repeat, CAN NOT!! take all the food with you to the backyard!!

Duo:*dragging the fridge along with him*Why not? A growing boy like me needs food!

Q's Miko:*pokes Duo's stomach*Ano...are you going to get really really really fat?? If you do...you won't be able to fit in your Gundam...oh yeah...if you don't fit in Deathscythe anymore...can I use it? I'd like to do some gardening work with it...I've been using Sandrock too often to trim the trees now....

Quatre: MINNA-SAN!! Let's just go camping!!

-A while later (at night)-

D's Miko: Uh... has anyone seen Duo?? Where is he? I haven't seen him this whole time out here!! Where is he?!

Wufei:*points at the house a few meters away*He's in there...watching...what was it? Powerpuff girls....

Heero: Power what?

Duo:*shouting from the house*It's POWERPUFF GIRLS, HEERO!! POWERPUFF GIRLS!!

*Collective sweatdrop*

Q's Miko:*screams and jumps into Quatre's arms (think Scooby and Shaggy from Scooby-Doo)*AAAAHHHH!!!!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT _AWAY_!!!!

Trowa:*pulls a gun*What is it?

Q's Miko:*points at the ground*It's...it's....IT'S A BUG!!!!

Duo:*jumps up and hides on the couch*A BUG?! WHERE? WHERE IS IT?? MUST KILL BUG!!

Heero:*steps on the itsy bitsy ant*Mission complete. The bug is dead. You can get off of poor Quatre now....

D's Miko: Gee, that was so hard... HARD, MAN!! JUST SO HARD!!! *shakes head* And what happened to 9th grade Biology where you had to dissect stuff?? Q's miko, how did you get over that, eh?

Q's Miko:*shakily gets down*That....that....that's different! This THING was ALIVE!!! But...that was before Heero killed it. Arigato Heero-kun!

Heero:*rolls eyes*Hmph.

D's Miko: *stomps over the lawn, MARCHES over to the house* *STOMP, STOMP, STOMP* *gets in front of the TV* *bends over, turns it OFF!!* Duo, ENOUGH Powerpuff Girls for ONE night!! I've seen enough little girls running all over the place!! If you want to see them, go stand on the sidewalk, they walk by about EVERY TWO seconds!! Let's go outside NOW!!!

Quatre: Duo no miko....please...

Duo:*cowers*HAI Miko-sama!! HAI!!!*shuffles outside*...*mumbles*They're not the SAME...

Quatre: Duo....please?

Wufei:*smirk*Well...if it isn't for the all mighty Shinigami.*bigger smirk*Is Duo-CHAN afraid of the little ant as well? Are you like that baka of an onna?

Quatre: PEOPLE?!

Duo:*sticks tongue out*OI! I'm NOT afraid of the little ant.*sniff*And how DARE you call me Duo-CHAN. Only CERTAIN people*looks at his miko*can call ME that. YOU are not included.

Quatre:*shouting at the top of his lungs*CHILDREN?! WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!

*Silence* *Crickets chirping*

Quatre:*smiles*THANK YOU. Now...we can all enjoy the beauty of...the backyard.*sweatdrop*

Wufei:*looks at Duo with a even bigger smirk than before*OH NO! My pillow is where the ant pile is!! OH NO!! Help me Duo!! Duo...-chan.

Q's Miko:*creeps next to Quatre*Ano...Quatre-sama...there's no bugs where you're sitting right? I don't LIKE bugs....

Trowa: Are you THAT paranoid of bugs?*whips out a bug spray*Here.*walks over and gives it to Q's Miko*

Q's Miko: ARIGATO TROWA-KUN!!*glomp*Thanks for saving me from the evil bugs!!

Trowa:*pries the miko off*Do itashimashite.*walks back to his spot*

D's Miko: Okay, someone just TOSSED a banana peel on my face!! Now, who is it?! I thought we were suppose to keep the backyard CLEAN!! I'm all ewwwy now!!

Duo:*chewing*Don't look at me.*shakes head*Not me! Nope.

D's Miko: Of course, NOT you... even though you are the ONLY one chewing on food RIGHT NOW... *glares at Duo*

Heero:*walks around with a trashbag*Please place all of your litter in the trashbag....DUO.*stops right in front of Duo*NOW.

Duo:*puts the banana peel in the bag*I don't like camping. Too many screaming girls*looks at Q's Miko*...too many people teashing you*glares at Wufei*...and TOO MANY PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!*glares at his miko*...I'm old enough to take care of myself...thank you!!

Wufei:*picks up an ant and puts it down Duo's shirt*OOPS. I think I just dropped an ANT down your shirt...Duo-CHAN.*huge smirk*

Duo:*does a little dance*ACK!!! ANT?! DOWN MY SHIRT? WUFEI!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!!!!*charges at Wufei*

Wufei:*holds up catepillar*HA! Let's see you try to get me when I have THIS with me!!

Duo*skids to a halt*CATEPILLAR!!*runs off towards his miko*MIKO-CHAN!!!!

D's Miko: Don't be afraid, there's the bug spray!! OH! That rhymes!! Go me!! WOOO HOOO!! Q's miko, may I please borrow your spray for a second?

Q's Miko:*teeth chattering because a bug is creeping her way*.....*screams and grabs onto Quatre's arm and squeezes*

Quatre:*wince*My miko used it all up. Gomen ne. And...there's STILL bugs coming at her.*shakes head then winces as the miko squeezes his arm again*....

D's Miko: No more bug spray? Uh... Don't be afraid, I'll squash the bug... Oh wait, that didn't rhyme! Man! *walks over to Wufei* Gimmee that!! *sets it free on a tree 10 FEET AWAY*

Duo:*still screaming*AHHH!!!! IT'S _STILL_ TOO CLOSE!!!!!

Wufei: You are SO fun to tease. Even more fun than teasing Q's Miko....all she does is scream. YOU on the other hand....are entertaining to watch...with that jig you were doing a while back.*absolutely huge smirk*

Heero: Oi, Trowa. Do you have any more spray on you?

Trowa: Nope. But I have these...*takes out chopsticks*....

*Collective sweatdrop*

Trowa: See....*uses the chopsticks and catches them in the air*....not that hard.*squishes a bug in between the chopsticks*...there.

D's Miko: I was just about to ask you to borrow them so I can eat my noodles!! Thanks for killing my appetite... for the next 10 years.

Wufei:*throws a pair of chopsticks over to D's Miko*There. I ALWAYS carry extra chopsticks with me.

Quatre:*yawn*Alright people, let's hit the bunks.*pulls out his sleeping bag*

Q's Miko:*squeezes Quatre's free arm*YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP ON THE GROUND?! NO!!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!! IT'S EEWWY AND THERE'S BUGS!!

Quatre: Are you still afraid that bugs are going to eat you?

Q's Miko:*nods*.....

Quatre:*sighs*I'll be RIGHT back.*walks off and comes back driving his RV*There. Everyone...hop in...we'll all spend the night in here...for the sake of the two poor people who are afraid of bugs....OYASUMI!

Q's Miko: OYASUMI!

Heero: Oyasumi. And no screaming please....I'm a light sleeper.

Trowa: G'night.

D's Miko: *yawn* Q's Miko, scream at about 7:30am because I need to go running in the morning!!! Don't forget!! I don't want to oversleep now!!

Wufei: Goodnight all. Oh yeah, Duo-CHAN...don't let the bed bugs bite.*largest smirk EVER*...see you in the morning...*smirk vanishes as he falls asleep*

Duo: BED BUGS?! WHAT BED BUGS? WHERE?! MUST KILL BUGS!!!

*A book flies at Duo's head and makes him pass out*

Heero: OYASUMI! Sheez...I had to throw a BOOK at that guys head to make him shut up....*shakes head*

*SNORE*