This is a YAOI fic about Heero and Wufei, if you don’t like the idea of them being together, then quit reading this.
Chibi-Heero and Chibi-Duo came running in, they were laughing their heads off. Well, at least Chibi-Heero was.
“I told you Chibi-Wing Gundam Zero Custom, was stronger than Chibi-Death Scythe Hell!” Chibi-Heero yelled bouncing around, when Chibi-Duo smacked him and he just by chance he landed in Wufei’s lap. Wufei was meditating, and trying very hard to ignore the entire scene.
“What the hell?!” Wufei yelled, as Chibi-Heero landed in his lap face first, then Chibi-Heero returned to Heero. “Get off of me QUEER!” Wufei yelled while nose bleeding.
“Gomen, Wu.” “If that idiot Maxwell hadn’t smacked me I wouldn’t have been in that position.” Heero said. Heero then walked over and smacked the crap out of Duo. The two were then on the floor fighting. “OMAE O KOROSO!!!!!!” Heero yelled.
“Wufei, a little help here!” Duo screamed, as Heero viciously tugged at his braid.
Wufei jumped in and began beating, Duo. “HEY!! That’s not fair, I can’t even fend off Heero on my own!” Duo yelped.*goes to some sort of break*
Wufei and Heero were sitting on top of Duo, who was very bloody and his hair was all snarled. It also looked like Duo was missing a few teeth, but that wasn’t for sure.
“Heero wanna go get a few drinks?” Wufei asked.
“Sure, hn you think Duo will be ok if we leave him here?” Heero asked.
“I’m sure Trowa and Quatre will be more than happy to lick his wounds” Wufei said in a rather disgusted tone.
***
In a few hours at the bar they were really wasted.
Wufei tilted a shot of whiskey in his hand, “You know what the problem with the world today is?”
“You know I’ve been trying to figure that out.” Heero said.
“Everyone is weak, that’s the problem.” Wufei said. “WEAK THEY’RE ALL WEAK!!!!!!!!!” “AND NO ONE HAS ANY SENSE OF JUSTICE!” Wufei yelled.
“Damn right.” Some old drunk said patting Wufei on the shoulder.
“Well, I’m glad you agree.” Wufei said.
“Well looky there, that’s a mighty cute date you have there.” the drunk said.
“Date?” Wufei questioned.
“Yea, that pretty thing.” the drunk said pointing to Heero.
“Play along, save me some embarrassment, I don’t want him hitting on me.” Heero said.
“Ok.” Wufei whispered. “Oh, you mean my fiance, Heera.” Wufei asked.
“Awww, shucks, she’s your fiance.” the drunk said. “Well, looks like I’ll be looking elsewhere.” “Wait a cotton-picking minute!” “If you two is gonna be married, why haven’t you kissed all night long?” the drunk exclaimed.
“Damn, Wu will never agree to that, damn this kook will be hitting on me for the rest of the night.” Heero thought. To his surprise Wufei leaned over and gave him a passionate kiss. Heero eyes flew open, when he felt Wufei’s tongue playing with his. Heero quickly shut his eyes, before the drunk saw.
“Well hot damn that was one hell of a steamy kiss.” “See you to crazy lovebirds later.” the drunk finally left.
“Phew!” Thanks Wu I never thought he’d leave!” Heero exclaimed. Wufei didn’t answer, he leaned over and kissed Heero again. Heero tried to push him away, but Wufei was stronger than he anticipated, but Heero finally succeeded. “What the hell was that for?!”
“That weak drunk was watching us again.” Wufei said, scowling. “That’s the last time I ever kiss you Yuy.” Wufei said.
“Don’t worry that feeling is mutual.” Heero said.
“Good, and I don’t want Maxwell hearing about this.” Wufei said.
“He won’t hear it from my lips.” Heero said.
“Mine neither.” Wufei said.
***
Wufei and Heero stumbled into Quatre’s house. (Quatre had been letting all the Gundam pilots stay there) Heero had a bottle of Tequila, he and Wufei were taking turns slamming it down. They were making such a ruckus Quatre came down the stairs to see what was wrong.
“Oh, my god what happened to the two of you?” Quatre asked.
“We got a little drunk.” Heero said.
“Yea, then this drunk started hitting on Heero, he though Heero was a girl.” Wufei said. “I had to make out with Yuy to get the man off our backs.” Wufei said.
“Yea, and Wu is a damn good kisser.” Heero said.
“Hehe, I’m glad you think so.” Wufei said hugging Heero. The two began kissing again.
“Please guys, if you don’t want Duo finding out go to one of your room’s.” Quatre said. “But I am glad both of you came out of the closet.” he said winking, and pulling up the bottom of his pink nightie before scampering up the stairs.
“Is it just me or does Quatre get gayer and gayer every day?” Heero asked.
“I dunno?” Wufei answered, dragging a not too struggling Heero off to his room.
“Wu, you know we’re gonna regret this in the morning, or we’ll have too bad or a hang over to remember it.” Heero said.
“Not only will we remember it, but we won’t regret it either, at least I won’t.” Wufei said.
“Well, I can handle anything you can dish out.” Heero said.
“Bring it on you fucking cheap Japanese geisha.” Wufei joked.
“You’re gonna get it now you fucking stupid ass Chinese bitch!” Heero said ripping off his beloved tank top and diving on Wufei. Wufei giggled as Heero undid his hair.
“What’s the matter Yuy, are you weak tonight?” Wufei asked.
“Hn, not me.” Heero said.
“Weak your WEAK!” Wufei said.
“If I’m, so weak why don’t you take control, Justice Boy?” Heero suggested.
“Ok Yuy, I will.” Wufei said.
***
“Did we really do what I think we did?” Heero asked the next morning.
“Yea, you having second thoughts?” Wufei asked hoping the answer would be no.
“Are you kidding me that was the best sex I’ve ever had, your way better than Duo or Relena.” Heero said.
“You’ve seriously done it with Relena?” Wufei asked cringing.
“I try not to remember that.” Heero said.
“If I was you I would try to forget also.” Wufei said. “So, you wanna tell the others?” Wufei asked.
“Everyone, but Duo.” Heero said. “If Duo found out the entire world would.” “And I don’t think the world would be very intimidated to find out all the Gundam pilots are gay or bi.” Heero said.
“True.” Wufei agreed.
“Good morning everybody.” Duo said coming in all happy and bouncy. Duo then picked up the morning paper, he spit out the sip of coffee. “Holy shit what is this?!”
Wufei picked it up, “Ohhhhhh my Nataku?!” “Where did this come from?!” Wufei yelled. “That mother fucker!” He shouted. “Heero that damn drunk took a pic of us kissing last night, and it’s in the paper under newly weds!” Wufei screamed.
“And the problem...” Heero questioned.
“The world will know!!” Wufei yelled.
Heero pulled Wufei into his lap, and whispered in his ear, “Well at least we don’t have to act secretive.” Wufei gave up and just snuggled in his lap.
End of part 1
