Story 1:

HEERO: Shut up!

TROWA: No! You shut up!

HEERO: You talk too much! Shut the hell up!

TROWA: Bite me! You shut up!

HEERO: No! You!

TROWA: You!

Wufei sits off to the side, watching the two as they continue to argue. Finally he gets up and walks over to the, unable to stand any more.

WUFEI: Both of you shut up now!!! You two never let anybody else talk! Jeez, let Duo have some lines once in a while!!

HEERO: You shut up, you freak! Why don’t you go make love to your Gundam or something?

TROWA: Ha ha!!

WUFEI: What?! Kisama!! How dare you make fun of Nataku that way!!

Story 2:

Duo is sitting at a table reading his script. After a few moments, he slams it down angrily on the table.

DUO: What the hell is this crap?!! The ‘Great Destroyer?!’ I’m the God of—

CENSOR: You can’t say God of Death on the edited version of Gundam Wing, Duo. You can’t say hell or crap either.

DUO: WHAT?!!

CENSOR: Children watch the show at that time, Duo. But don’t worry, you’re not the only one affected. Heero’s not allowed to say ‘I’ll kill you.’

DUO: Grrr…

HEERO: Stupid censor…

CENSOR: You can’t growl and you can’t say stupid!

Duo and Heero look at each other and both pull out their guns and unload them on the annoying evil censor lady.

DUO: Yaaaayyy!!! She’s dead! Now I can still call myself the God of Death and say whatever sh—

BEEP!

DUO: Hey! What the—

BEEP!

DUO: Stop it! I—

BEEP!

DUO: What—

BEEP!

DUO: God--

BEEP!

Story 3:

Treize is taking a bath in his hot tub in the Parthenon. (I think it’s the Parthenon) Suddenly, he…flatulates (FARTS!!!) in the tub.

TREIZE: Hee hee! I made bubbles!

More bubbles rise from the bottom of the tub.

TREIZE: Hahahahahahahaha! I did it again! Hahaha! Hey, Lady Une, come here! You have to see this really neat trick! Heeheeheeheehee!!!!

Story 4:

Dorothy is putting her hair up in two pigtails. She has on a white tank top, short jean shorts, white gym shoes, and a lot of make up. She walks over to her stereo and pushes ‘play’ on the CD player, then goes and stands in front of her mirror. The music starts and Dorothy dances around the room singing.

DOROTHY: She’s so lucky, she’s a star. But she cry cry cries in her—

Suddenly the door opens and Relena comes in.

RELENA: Dorothy, what are you doing?

Dorothy shrieks and dives behind her bed to hide.

DOROTHY: Nothing! Nothing! You saw nothing!

Story 5:

Heero and Relena are rehearsing and the man directing them doesn’t seem to be very pleased.

DIRECTOR: Okay, Heero, try that line one more time…

HEERO: (snorts) Hee hee…okay…

He pauses to compose himself, then starts to talk.

HEERO: Omae o…Hahaha!!!

RELENA: (sighs in annoyance) Oh for the love of…

DIRECTOR: Heero…

HEERO: (laughing) Okay, okay…sorry. One more time.

Heero pauses once again to regain his composure, then looks at Relena.

HEERO: Omae…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

He falls over laughing hysterically.

RELENA: Oh for the love of God, let me do it

She takes Heero’s gun and script.

RELENA: Omae o korosu…

Relena fires the gun and kills him.

DIRECTOR: Perfect! That’s a wrap!

Story 6:

(After the last episode) Relena is hugging the teddy bear that Heero gave her.

RELENA: Oh, I KNEW he liked me!

She holds it to her face, cuddling it, and hears it start ticking.

RELENA: Hmmm…Maybe there’s a watch in—

Suddenly the teddy bear explodes, along with the plane Relena is in. Hero grins to himself as he walks away.

HEERO: Ha ha…Mission accomplished…

Story 7:

Trowa comes home after a performance still dressed in his clown outfit. Quatre is sitting in a chair nearby reading a book.

TROWA: Hi, Quatre.

Quatre looks up, his eyes widen in horror, and he drops the book.

QUATRE: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CLOWN!

Quatre runs away screaming.

QUATRE: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Keep the evil clown away from me!!!

Well, that’s all for now, minna-san! My caffeine supply is running down…So until the next time I get really really hyper: Ja ne!