Conker's Bad Fur Day, As You Should Know, Has Been In Production For Quite Some Time. It Has Changed Dramatically Over All That Time. What Used To Be Twelve Tales:Conker 64, The Cute Little Kids Game That Looked Just Like All Of Rares Other Cute Games Has Turned Into Conker's Bad Fur Day, An Extremely Mature Rated Game With Plenty Of Blood, Cursing, Consumption Of Alcohol, Graphic Bodily Functions, Piles Of Crap, Tedi Bears Wielding Machine Guns (Tediz), Movie Parodies, And A TON Of All Out Fun! Now I Want To Get This Out Of The Way Before I Get Into Anything Else- All Of You People That Are Looking Out For People's Morals, Try To Censor Everything, Try To Tell People What They Can Say, What They Can Write, What They Can Watch, What They Can Listen To, And What They Can Do In General, I Don't Want To Listen To Any Of Your Crap About What It Is That Everyone Can And Cannot Do. Also, I Don't Want To Hear ANY Complaints About How Someone Could "Accidently" Get This Game For Their Kids. Let Me Count The Ways Of How You Cannot Do This. On The Front, It Says It's Rated Mature, And There Is A Nice, Big Advisory That States "THIS GAME IS NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 17", It Also Has This Same Advisory On The Top Of The Box And The Bottom Of The Box. THEN On The Back, It States That It's Mature AGAIN And Then Says Why-Strong Language, MATURE Sexual Themes, And Animated Violence. Also On The Back, One Of The Pictures Shows Conker Smoking A Cigar Shooting Two Machine Guns. Now Let Me Tell You EXACTLY What The Text Says On The Back Of the Box.
"The guys at Rare have been very, very naughty.
The day after his 21st birthday bash, Conker's sporting the worst hangover ever, and he just can't seem to find his way home. Prepare to stagger through randy, rauchy, raucous scenarios crammed full of bad manners, twisted humor, and graphic bodily functions. Unless you're a fan of violence, foul language, and racy innuendo, you'd best steer clear of this one."
The Statement Above Was Made By Rare And Owned By Rare, I Was Only Using The Statement To Make A Point, As I Am Not Affiliated With Rare In Any Way (Except That I Love The Games That They Make). Oh, Yes! And The FIRST THING That Flashes On The Screen When You First Turn On The Game Tells You That The Game Is For Mature Audiences Only. Now Unless If You Just Want To Look Stupid, I Say That You CANNOT Complain That You "Accidently" Bought The Game For Your Kid Thinking That It Is A Little Kids Game.
Wow, That Statement Took Up The Same Amount Of Space As Most Of My Reviews Do... Now I'm Ready To START This One. Let Me Just Say Of All Of The Games On The N64, This Game Has The BEST Sound Quality, Some Of The BEST Graphics (Perfect Dark Comes Pretty Close In This Department), BEST Control, And BEST Gameplay On The System. That's Saying Quite A Bit, But It Gets Even Better. This Game Is Also The ONLY Videogame That I Know Of That Is FUNNY, I Mean REALLY Funny, Not Just An Occasional Laugh. Also, This Game Is Very Original, What Other Game Puts You Up Against A Giant, Singing Pile Of Crap? What Other Game Lets You Get Drunk And Pee On Little Flaming Imps That Cuss A Lot? What Other Game Makes You Ride A Raptor And Makes You Bite A Giant Caveman In The...Uhh...Nevermind... Just Trust Me, This Is One Of The Highest Quality Videogames That I've Played In A Loooooong Time. To Make Things Even More Interesting, The Guys At Rare Included A Multiplayer Mode For Extra Fun And Replay Value. As A Matter Of Fact My ONLY Complaint About This Game Is That Its Single Player Mode Is Too Short. Then Again, You Can Replay Your Favorite Parts With The Great "Chapters" Option. Then You Can Show Your Friends. Now Before I Wrap Things Up, I Have To Say This-ALL Of The Dialog In The Game Is Spoken, AND There Mouths Even Move When They're Speaking! And It's Dubbed In Perfectly, At Times You Can Almost Actually Swear That The Darned Squirrel Is Actually Real! I Just Hope That This Starts A Revolution In The Way That Videogames Are Made, As ALL Games Can Learn A Thing Or Two (Or Three) From Conker's Bad Fur Day. I Suggest That You Buy This Game As Soon As Possible! (If You're Old Enough)
