THE KAIZERIN

 

Okay, so doing and drugs and living with the Digimon Kaizer isn’t the best choice of mine, but still. It was those eyes dammit! His eyes and the laugh and the whip and the catsuit and the cape and… It was everything!

 

So what? I’m also screwing Ken and Daisuke. And the Kaizer, mind you. Like it matters. When your mom is the greatest scientific genius of the universe, your half-sister is a space-pirate and your dad has Juraian blood in him, you tend to act screwy and make screwy choices.

 

As I am snorting some coke, the Kaizer yells for me. Wormmon is with me, and he whimpers. My digimon, an Elecmon is also with us.

 

“COME HERE NOW SAZUKA!!!” the Kaizer screams again.

 

“ONLY IF, IF YOU CALL ME LITTLE SAZUKA!!!” I respond. Considering my mom, Washu, likes to be called Little Washu, I gained that little ego booster.

 

“FINE! GET OVER HERE L-LITTLE SAZUKA!!!”

 

The Kaizer has a problem with my wanting to be called Little Sazuka. He can get over it.

 

I wipe the coke from my nostrils with a tissue and I leave the cocaine and the digimon, knowing they aren’t stupid enough to try the shit.

 

I enter the main room, the place with all the screens.

 

“What the fuck do you want, Kenny.”

 

“Errrr!!!”

 

“Get over it. Now if you don’t mind, I have to experiment with some drugs.”

 

“How about this, forget the drugs and tell me how to gain Washu’s knowledge.”

 

Being the smart ass I am (Kaiz hates me for that, he’ll live), I smartly reply, “No.”

 

“Why not?!”

 

“Because I don’t ever betray my mommy like dat,” I say making my voice sound as much as my mom’s as possible, “it’s not right. And I don’t ever betray the Masaki household like that.”

 

“Damned slut!” Kaiz mumbles.

 

“Perv. And no S and M for you!” I laugh insanely.

 

“Like I care, I can find someone else, my annoyingly kawaii one.” I know he smirked.

 

I walk up to him and from behind I rest my head on top of his and I cup his chin in my hands. He has won, for now…

 

~

 

After sushi fest with Wormmon and Elecmon, and the seemingly anorexic or bulimic Kaizer, I shoot up some heroin and I cozy up in a kimono with a bottle of Sake in my drug room (to think the Kaiz actually had one of these already!).

 

Anyway, Kaiz soon came in and grabbed the bottle of Sake from. He throws it against the cold hard floor and it shatters. I jump when it does. I hiss at Kaiz.

 

“Get over it. I’m as to wondering how Washu even let you get away with this kind of shit,” Kaiz states.

 

“Easy, in private. Ryoko and I started them when I was sixteen.”

 

“What a sad person you are. Into drugs and all.”

 

“Go. To. Hell.”

 

“Make me. Now go bed.”

 

“I wouldn’t be surprised if I o.d.’d and died here.”

 

“Okay. You need help.”

 

“And so do you. You’re the one with dominance issues.”

 

“Oh shut up! I don’t have dominance issues and I only enjoy S and M on rare occasions.”

 

“When? Every night?”

 

“No! Only when you want it. I only want it every other night.”

 

“That’s comforting.”

 

“I’m going to bed. Do what the fuck you want.”

 

As the Kaiz walks out, not in a hurry as always, but a saunter. I pull down my lower eyelid and stick out my tongue. Kaiz doesn’t see.

 

~

 

So I end up falling asleep in my drug room on the seat, sometime during the night Elecmon and Wormmon cover me with a blanket because I was shivering so much. Then they cuddled up with me to help keep me warm.

 

I get a rude awakening in the morning from Kaiz.

 

“Let me sleep!” I whine like Mihoshi.

 

“NO! GET THE FUCK UP!!!” the Kaizer screams. Then he snaps his whip.

 

“Master, maybe you should…” Wormmon begins.

 

“SHUT UP! I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO TALK!”

 

I open my eyes; I’m as groggy as Hell. “Come on Kaiz. It’s only seven, Pocket Monsters doesn’t start until ten!”

 

Kaiz comes toward me and pulls the blanket off. It’s so frickin cold! “Hey! Why’d you do that?!”

 

“Because you won’t wake up. Why am I surrounded by fools?”

 

“I’m not though. I’m just a whiny egotistical bitch who, if you remember correctly, is a mad scientist in training, so I can’t be a fool, that’s Mihoshi. And besides that, in my family big gravity defying hair either means you are a mad scientist or damned sexy. And I’m both, even though my hair isn’t funky colored, it’s black.”

 

“That’s nice and I don’t give a rat’s ass.”

 

“Go to Hell.”

 

“After you.”

 

“Errr! You fuckin fag!”

 

“How can I be? I screw you.”

 

“Dammit! Don’t you have something to do? Like abusing defenseless digimon?”

 

“Tomorrow.”

 

I can’t take it; I jump of the couch and pull out my wooden sword. It’s just mere centimeters from fracturing Kaiz’s neck.

 

“Violent, aren’t we?”

 

“What about you! Bastard!”

 

“Like I care.”

 

I drop the sword and wrap hands around Kaiz’s neck, on the verge of choking him. “Annoy me one more time, and you are dead!” I exclaim.

 

Kaiz runs his fingers along my back, making me shiver slightly and loosen my death grip on his neck. “I don’t think you can kill me Little Sazuka. I’m stronger than you,” Kaiz whispers seductively into my ear. That just makes me tighten my grip.

 

Then something isn’t right. I realize I’m not supposed to be here! I’m supposed to be home in Okiyama with Washu and Ryoko and Tenchi and Sasami and Mihoshi and Kiyoné and Ken and Daisuke. How’d I end up in this warped world? The world of Kaiz’s?

 

“I’m not supposed to be here, huh?” I ask Kaiz.

 

“No, you’re not. But the joy is, I don’t have to let you go and I can deprive you of whatever it is you desire the most. And I know you desire your home the most, so I am not letting you go.”

 

That is not the answer I wanted to hear. I begin choking the life out of him. I let go. Kaiz backs away, panting. “You bitch!”

 

“I’m leaving.”

 

“You are not!” Kaiz roughly grabs me and roughly kisses me. I’m getting what I want, despite the fact I know what’s happening. Yugi put him up to this. But the thing is, Kaiz is falling for me. Heh, heh.

 

Kaiz pulls away and grabs my wrists. He pulls me toward his bedroom. I know what he’s gonna do.

 

~

 

It’s morning. The Kaizer and I fucked last night, that’s all. Nothing special except I was in control this time, as in I was on top finally. Kaiz is still sleeping with his back to me.

 

I figured out a way to get home. I’ll just e-mail Washu and tell her to set up an inter-dimensional tunnel and then close it once I reach home.

 

I slip out of bed and find some of my clothes: a shirt and a pair of flared jeans.

If I want to get out of here, I have to do this stuff secretly. I find the computer and log on the net and e-mail Ken and Washu, figuring they’ll be the only ones who care.

 

I find Wormmon and Elecmon playing with each other in Kaiz’s throne room.

 

“I’m gonna be leaving soon,” I brag to the digimon.

 

“I get to go home with you right?” Elecmon asks.

 

“Yes, you are my digimon.”

 

“What about me?” Wormmon asks.

 

“But Ken already has-“

 

“No, I fell in the wrap with you and Elecmon.”

 

“But without you and me, Kaiz has no one to abuse and harass and he is defeated!”

 

“Who is defeated?” Kaiz asks.

 

“Nobody! We were talking about a game!” I exclaim. “I need to use the computer, I’ll be back.”

 

I rush off to the computer and check the e-mail, Ken has responded. I read it, it says:

 

Hey Sazuka! I’ve already told Washu and she wants to know what place to set up the tunnel. How’s Wormmon? Is the Kaiser hurting him or anything?

 

Love, Ken-chan

 

I respond quickly.

 

~

 

It was night, like around eleven. Washu set up the tunnel in the little room where I did the drugs. Wormmon and Elecmon are ready to go, so am I. I loved my black kimono so much; I’m bringing it with me.

 

The tunnel opens and the digimon and me make it back to the Masaki household. Washu closes the tunnel.

 

Wormmon hops his way to Ken.

 

“Oh Wormmon, I missed you so much!” Ken exclaims, hugging Wormmon.

 

“Oh look, a happy reunion between and Ken and his love child!” Washu exclaims.

 

“Shut up!”

 

I just giggle. Daisuke enters Washu’s lab.

 

“Hey Sazuka-chan!” Daisuke greets me.

 

“Hi Daisuke-kun,” I say.

 

Then he and Ken both hug me and kiss me on the lips.

 

“C’ mon you two, I have a surprise for you,” I tell Dai and Ken. I lead hem to my bedroom.

 

~

 

Back at the Kaizer’s HQ…

 

“Dammit! How could she have left me?!” Kaiz screams.

 

Then a time warp happens and a new girl appears.

 

 

THE END!

 

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