Chapter 2: The Not So Quiet Noon in Pallet

"We have to figure out why that good looking twerp came by," Jessie said, James had a look of jealousy on his face.

"Well, he did say ‘Giovanni says good morning and to capture that God-damned Pikachu'" James said, thinking logically today (not that he doesn't, it's just such a rare occasion).

"Could he woiking for Team Rocket?" Meowth asked.

"When did this become brain-storming session?" Jessie asked.

"Since you were wondering why dat twerp came by," Meowth said.

"Oh."

"Let's go capture Pikachu!" James squealed.

Jessie whacked him upside the head

"What?! It's a good idea!"

"Quit watching Full House!" Jessie screeched.

"I haven't! It was Meowth!"

Jessie whacked Meowth upside the head.

"Quit watching Full House, cat!" Jessie screeched.

"But I like dat show!" Meowth whined.

"Quit copying James!"

"Mee-owth!"

"C' mon James, let's go capture Pikachu," Jessie said.

Jessie and James quickly removed their clothing, revealing their uniforms underneath. Then they began racing each other to Pallet.

As soon as Misty and Ash recovered from their fainting spell, they ran away from Prof. Oak's house, Misty grabbing the unsuspecting Togepi as they ran out.

They continued running until they ran straight in to Jessie and James.

"All right twerp! Give us that Pikachu!" Jessie sneered as soon as she recovered.

"I can't! Professor Oak stole him as his guinea pig!" Ash cried out.

"Quit whining Ash!" Misty screamed. "Oh, and where's that letter that was in your hand?"

"In my pocket."

"Read the damn thing then!"

Ash opened the letter with Misty, Jessie, and James looking on. It read:

"WHAT!!!" Misty and Jessie and James exclaimed in pure shock.

"The leader of Team Rocket wants me to join Team Rocket?" Ash asked no one in particular.

"NO, DON'T! DON'T JOIN TEAM ROCKET! PLEASE DON'T!!!" Jessie and James shouted desperately.

"I'm not sure if I wanna. Isn't Team Rocket bad or something?"

"No duh kid," Jessie smartly remarked.

"You still haven't figured out Team Rocket's bad? Me and Jess are in it and we seem to have to capture your Pikachu for our boss, Giovanni," James said.

"Oh yeah, I forgot!"

Jessie and James fell over, anime style. They quickly got up.

"I think that good looking twerp joined Team Rocket," Jessie pondered. James got jealous when Jessie said "that good looking twerp."

"Oh, Brock?" Ash asked.

Suddenly Togepi jumped out of Misty's arms and began running. Prof. Oak, Krabby, and Mrs. Ketchum were running toward them.

"Have you seen Brock? We still have to give him his tea," Prof. Oak asked.

Ash and Misty fainted.

Jessie and James ran into the bushes and puked.

Mrs. Ketchum, Prof. Oak, and Krabby continued after Brock.

When the whacked trio disappeared, Jessie and James came out of the bushes and Ash and Misty woke up.

"That... was, um, interesting," Jessie managed.

"This day sucks!" James squealed.

"No shit Sherlock," Misty said.

James flicked Misty off.

"I'm hungry!" Ash whined.

"The only logical thing to do is to go to Ash's house," Misty said.

So the weirded out foursome ran to Ash's house where they pigged out on Budget Gourmet TV dinners and sour cream and cheddar Ruffles, with Martinilli's Sparkling Cider.

"That was good!" Ash exclaimed once all the trash was piled up by the trash can.

"*sigh*" Misty said.

Since they were all tired, Jessie and James got Ash's room and closing and locking the door the behind them, and Ash and Misty got the living room.

About five hours later, Ash and Misty heard Jessie and James making, um, "animal noises" as Ash will call the noises later on in the story.

Brock finally made it to the Viridian Gym. Knowing that those sick bastards (Prof. Oak and Mrs. Ketchum) were probably behind him still, Brock took the back way in and went to Giovanni's office.

"Um, sir, it's me, Brock," Brock said upon entering Giovanni's office.

"It is finally done, you will join this group of partners," Giovanni said as he swirled his hand around a fish bowl filled with little pieces of paper.

"Jessie and James and Meowth," Giovanni finally answered.

"What?! I can't! Ash's mom and Professor Oak are chasing me with a pot of tea! Can I lay low for a couple of days?" Brock asked.

"As you wish."

Brock went to his room and showered. When that was done, he laid down on his bed, a towel wrapped around his waist, and began watching Cartoon Network's Toonami that comes between the times four and seven, but Brock had recorded it yesterday.

"C'mon Sailor Moon! Dump that stupid Mini-Moon!" Brock shouted at the TV.

"Please Pegasus! Protector of dreams!" the TV in Mini-Moon's voice begged. The attack music began and Sailor Moon did her flashy show off stuff, followed by, "Moon Gorgeous Meditation!" and the rest of the flashy show off stuff.

Soon Brock's bitches, Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy, of Viridian City came up to Brock in Playboy bunny outfits. Giovanni had paid these two to be Brock's bitches after Brock said he would only join if he could have his Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy dolls.

"Hello Brocky," Jenny said in a cheerful voice, glad to not be fighting crime anymore.

"Hello Master," Joy said in a seductive voice, glad to not be treating sick Pokémon, but rather glad to be Brock's sex bitch.

"Hello girls, care to join me on the bed?" Brock said as he pressed stop on the VCR remote and turned off the TV.

Brock jumped on the bed and Jenny and Joy joined him.

Jessie and James were sitting on the bed, a comforter covering their naked selves.

"That was the best sex I ever had Jamesy," Jessie said, put loose strands of hair behind her ears.

"Why?" James asked.

"You should know."

"You had a um, you know..."

"An O-R-G-A-S-M?"

"Yes."

"Good. Was it your first?"

"Yeah."

"Oh God, Jess. You look so damn beautiful."

"And you look so damn cute, in a sexy way that is."

"Really?"

"Yes. Now kiss me."

"Okay." James got on top of Jessie and they slid down and James began kissing Jessie.

Soon there was a knock on the door followed by a, "What are you guys doing?"

James stopped kissing Jessie long enough to answer, "Nothing. Now go away twerp."

Ash shrugged his shoulders and left.

Jessie pulled away from James and stared out the window.

"What's wrong Jessie?" James asked.

"Nothing. I'm just bored," Jessie sighed.

"With me?"

"No, never with you James. I'm just bored. I want some Rocky Road."

"Is that all? You want ice cream?"

"Yeah."

"So do I."

"Good."

Jessie and James got out of the bed and put their uniforms on and got out of the room and went down stairs to raid Mrs. Ketchum's refrigerator for some Rocky Road ice cream.

"Wha?!" Ash said when he saw Jessie feeding James some ice cream out of the carton with her fingers.

James spotted the twerp and began choking then coughing on the freezing cold ice cream.

Jessie also spotted the twerp and smack Ash upside the head with her paper fan.

Brock got out of bed, naked I might add, and went to his drawer and got dressed in that same uniform as Butch (that's where we make that noise from Eminem's "Will the Real Slim Shady" where he sings "and a man and another man elope") wears. Jenny and Joy were naked also, sleeping next to each other, uncovered (ewww).

Then he went downstairs to the vehicle storage, checked out a Harley Davidson, and rode off to Pallet to find Jess and James.

"Ash you idiot! Stop spying on the enemy!" Misty screamed.

"I wasn't! I was wondering when we were gonna leave!" Ash insisted.

"James and I have to leave anyway," Jessie said.

James was still recovering from brain-freeze, he was laying on the couch and drinking hot green tea. "Jessie!" James whined. "Can we go now?! The Boss called and said that twerp Brock is our trainee."

"WHAT! Good looking twerp is our trainee?!" Jessie then screamed in pure terror.