Now, each clump which forms when moist cat feces contacts clumping cat litter can be considered an "inanimate object" in it's own right.

I'm assuming that, when they finally die for good, the Sailor Scouts will be reincarnated into feces clumps. Why? Because, of course, urine clumps don't make very interesting shapes.

So, for all of ten minutes, I've been searching the litter box for the former Sailor Scouts. I haven't found any yet, but the hunt continues. To aid myself in this quest, I've made several sketches of how each Scout should look in her new form.

Please, my feline-loving/owning friends, study these sketches carefully. If you should one day come across these peculiarly-shaped lumps in your litter box, burn them. Immediatly.

Illustrations ©2001 by Miewth.
"Don't copy my poo drawings!"
~Miewth

Moon (Serena) Note the meatballs. This is a regular 2-ply formation, with a smaller single attached the the side. The real thing may have a larger single attached to the side, or may possibly be a 3-ply form bent in half. Mercury The large "head" emphasises the fact that she's "intelligent." This is a 2-ply formation, slightly lopsided with one bulge larger than the other. Jupiter This is an elongated 3-ply formation. Very tall, and likely agressive. Neptune and Uranus This is a very rare formation, caused when two 2-plys are connected by a smaller single. Note the fact that these two are attached this way. Twins? Maybe...

The other Scouts don't have any distinguishing characteristics. It would be wise to burn all suspicious-looking kitty litter, just to be safe.