The Characters:
Ashley;
Attractive, young, single, blonde female with an attitude.
Greg;
Attractive, muscular, young, single male with a superiority complex.

Setting:
It doesn't matter. Probably in a commercial zone.

Story to this point:
Greg and Ashley are strangers.
Greg just did something Ashley didn't like.


THE PLAY:

Ashley:	Ug, you jerk!

Greg: 	Ha ha ha!

Ashley: I hate you!

Greg: 	Sit on it and twirl!


*they part angrily*


LATER...
[somewhere else]


Greg: 	Heeey... I know you...

Ashley: YOU!

Greg: 	I hate your stinkin' guts!

Ashley: Go screw yourself!

Greg: 	Why don't I screw you instead?!


[*they start kissing passionatly*]


Greg: 	I still hate you.

Ashley: You know I hate you.


[*they keep kissing*]


Greg: 	Okay I love you now.

Ashley: I love you to...

Greg: 	Gee, our love for eachother must've
	been so, like, INTENSE that it hid
	under a disguise of hatred and didn't
	emerge until we, like, decided we
	didn't REALLY hate eachother!

Ashley: What you said. Let's f***.

[*smoooooch*]

THE END!