Super Glue Super glue is amazing! It takes forever to dry by itself, but when you shove it against something else... Voila! You have an (almost) unbreakble (yet somewhat brittle...) bond! I wish I knew how this stuff worked... By the way, Super Glue brand is the best! Krazy Glue is second best. The worst is 3M brand, it takes FOREVER to stick, then it breaks just like that! Hmph! Let's see Serena bond materials this well... Rubber Cement It doesn't wrinkle paper AT ALL when you glue stuff! Cooo~ol! Smells great, too... I'll bet Serena always wrinkles paper with her whiny tears!	My Toilet My toilet is quite the character! Whenever you flush him, you have to shake his handle. Or else he'll just keep flushing and end up draining the well. He plugs really easily. When he's almost plugged, but not quite, he makes this really cute little whining, sucking sound. It's so adorable! And at this point, everything goes down the hole really slow. It's amazing to watch the flowing white toilet paper being sucked gently, gracefully down. Quite beautiful, really. But when he does plug, and you flush him anyways, he sure gets cranky! He can fill the whole bathroom with an inch of water in a matter of seconds! Just happened the other day. My toilet is definitely more interesting than Sailor Moon. He has MUCH more character!
Ukeleles Ukeleles are so neat! You can tune them with the "My Dog Has Fleas" song and play chords and such. Or, you can tune them like guitars. That way it's just like having a tiny, yet cheap guitar! (with only about eleven notes) You can play a Ukelele two different ways! Or, if you loosen all the strings, you can twang them all about four times while holding one finger down on the highest string, then take off your finger to make a lower sound for two strums. It sounds just like the background music in those creepy Italian movies! Ukeleles are very very cool. I'd definitely rather have a Ukelele than a Sailor Moon tape!	Rasputin: Rasputin was a Russian guy. He was shown as an evil wizard in that cartoon Anastasia from '97 or whenever. But, in real life, he was totally awesome! He did a lot of things, but the coolest thing EVER about Rasputin is how he died. Now, some guys were trying to kill him. They invited him to a dinner or something, and poisoned his food. Rasputin ate tons of poison, but nothing happened. So one of the guys had to pull out his gun and shoot Rasputin point-blank. He collaspsed, and everyone left. A bit later, someone went to collect the body. At this point, Rasputin woke up! He grabbed the guy and strangled him, then ran for it. Needless to say by this time all his assasins were totally freaked out. So they shot him over and over and over, beat him, shot him some more, then tied up his body and threw it into the river. But, when his body was discovered, he had water in his lungs and his bonds were untied, showing that Rasputin still hadn't died when he was thrown into the river! Rasputin is way cooler and way tougher than anyone in Sailor Moon! Read about him instead!
Notepad Notepad is the ULTIMATE program! It can open and edit so many different files! Of course, editing some things in Notepad messes them up, but you can edit shortcuts, registry files, etc. And you can use Notepad to make websites! Yes, I am typing on Notepad right this very minute! Beats the heck outta Frontpage Express! And outta Sailor Moon, of course!

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