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Serena & The Zodiac Killer: One and the Same!

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I've just made an amazing discovery! I have discovered the true identity of THE ZODIAC KILLER! After reviewing the case information, I've come to one conclusion: SERENA DID IT! The following comparison chart proves this beyond an reasonable doubt. Do I get any money for this brilliant revelation?

If you'd like to read about the Zodiac Killer (so you'll know what I'm talking about), try The Crime Library. But bewarned, the Zodiac Killer's story is not for the faint of heart...

The Zodiac Killer: Serena/Sailor Moon:
Is a killer. Is a killer.
Goes on about being "reborn in paradise." Goes on about "the Moon Kingdom." Is able to be reborn.
Description: The Zodiac Killer, after seeing the police sketch of him made after a description given by a witness, claims he "only looks that way when he's killing," otherwise he looks entirely different (ie it's a disguise). Has that disguise-o-pen!
Has very bad spelling. Generally sucks in school.
Was never caught. Serena was never discovered to be Sailor Moon, or any other her other disguises...
Wears special army boots. Still has that disguise-o-pen.
"Zodiac:" Stars, planets, the heavens, etc. "Moon Kingdom:" Stars, planets, the heavens, etc.
No obvious motive. Well, wasn't not robbery or rape... Motto is "in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!" Now, is that a good motive for a serial killer calling themself the "Zodiac," or what?
Definitely male. Indefinitely female. (Notice all the gender-switching characters like the Starlights and Zoicite and whats-his-name?) Plus she STILL has the disguise-o-pen and transformation abilities...
Weapon: The first victim, Bates (who may or may not have actually been the Zodiac's), had her throat slashed with what seemed to be a knife, but the cuts were SO deep she was nearly decapitated. Weapon: REALLY sharp-looking tiara!
Next Weapon: A gun. Next Weapon: She would probably GET a gun, since the tiara-thingy she used at first would be too obvious.
Another Weapon: Long knife. Remember guys, Serena is trying to get a different weapon than her usual, it's only natural that she'd look around a bit before settling on one.
Marksmanship: Not too good. Okay, but not great. Serena, just having traded in her tiara for a gun, wouldn't be particularily adept at using it, though with all the practise aiming the tiara, she wouldn't be awful, either.
First for-sure victims: Two young lovers making out in their car. Hmmm, this is interesting... Serena says she defends "love and justice." However, according to SM-type morals, two kids making out would NOT be "love," in the way she would like. So my theory is that, in the name of justice for TRUE love, she shot them.
Has an anti-police attitude. Since she already has a perverted view of "love," it's quite likely that she has a similarily twisted view of "justice." Since the police don't serve justice the way she'd like (ie. by shooting lascivious kids), she has a deep hatred for them.
Time frame: Late 60's. Since the comic book about her was only created around 1991, Serena has NO ALIBI for any time before that!
Had a square mask that looked like a big white paper bag attached to a big, with the Zodiac symbol on front. Serena probably FINALLY figured out that her face still resembles her face when she's transformed.

I'm scared!