GUNDAMS
AND
SPAM
One day, the gundam pilots and friends were sitting around a table eating some Spam (mmmm...Spam ^_^) when suddenly...THE CAN STARTED TALKING TO THEM!!!! It said
"Listen my children. There is a threat to the peace of this world. You must--"
Relena: THREAT TO PEACE?!?!?! Where? I must have peace! Peace is good! Threat to peace is bad! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The world is coming to an end! ::jumps out the window::
Spam Can: No, no no! The world is not coming to an end!
::Relena jumps back in::
Quatre: Would you please continue, spam can?
Spam Can: The EVIL BEEF PERSON is trying to conquer the world! He will force everybody to eat beef! If he succeeds, then nobody will ever tast the goodness of Spam! It's terrible, absolutely terrible!
Duo: So what are we supposed to to about it?
Spam Can: You must wage a war against--
Dorothy: WAR?!?!?!? WHERE!?!?! I MUST SEE THE WAR!!! I LOVE WAR!!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! ::runs out the door::
Spam Can: As I was saying, you must wage a war against THE EVIL BEEF PERSON to save Spam and all humanity!
Heero: Let's use our mobile suits.
Trowa: Are you sure we need mobile suits for this?
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Spam Can: Well, we must hurry! He's attacking the local grocer right now! Oh, what terrible acts of injustice will be done! This is--
Wu Fei: JUSTICE?!?!?!?! Did you say JUSTICE?!?!?!?! How dare you use that word! You are not worthy of that noble word, justice! OUT!!! NOW!!! ::throws Spam Can out the window into a garbage truck::
Spam Can: Noooooooo!!!!! ::crunch::
Duo: oooookay...
Quatre: He said the enemy was at the grocery store. We'd better get going.
And so the gundam pilots were off. And now for the goodbye's before the fight starts...
Hilde: Good luck, Duo!
Duo: Heh heh heh. I don't need luck for this! The god of death will win for sure!
Sally: Be strong, Wu Fei!
Wu Fei: Quiet, woman!
Relena: Heero, please be careful...
Heero: Don't worry about me.
::Relena puckers up for a good bye kiss::
::she closes her eyes::
::waits::
::waits::
::opens her eyes::
::sees that everybody has already left::...
The Gundams flew toward the scene...
The huge machines landed on the ground...
But they hear loud cheers rising from the crowd beneath them...
Duo: I thought these people were being attacked!
Quatre: Where's the enemy?
Trowa: .......
Wu Fei: He was probably a WEAKLING!!! He probably ran away!
::Heero lifts up the foot of his gundam::
Heero: I think I know what happened...
The other pilots looked at the bottom of the Wing Gundam's foot, and saw a monster, squished flat as a pancake!
Duo: Well, that ends that! Let's all go home and eat more Spam!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Duo: Is that all you can say?
Heero: No. Omae o korosu.
Spam! Delicious, nutricious Spam! Comes in several different flavors! Ask for it at your local grocers! Mmmmmmm...Spam!
~~END~~
Well, I hope you all enjoyed that pointless little thing. But hey, it was funny, right? Right?................
