The Lemon Rant
Okay, I've been looking through a lot of anime sites on the net, and I've discovered something: There are a lot of people who hate citrus! ESPECIALLY lemons! So I've come to do a little rant on lemons and why they are not a bad thing ^.^
First off, I think lemons can give you a real nice buzz. I mean, after I get through with a whole lemon, it's like I'm drunk or something! ^.^
Second off, I think lemons are goooooooooood... Some are better than others, of course, but I especially like the nice juicy ones!
Nice colorful lemons are great too! I think that the more colorful a lemon is, the better the taste...yum ^.^
So, in my opinion, there's nothing better than a nice, ripe, juicy lemon, once per day ^-^
Wait, you mean you were thinking of lemon FANFICS?!?!?!?!? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of sick, twisted fan writes detailed accounts of fictional 2-D anime characters doin' the nasty?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously! And YAOI LEMON is even worse!!!!!!! (How does a writer know how that works unless they've done it before, know what I'm sayin'?) Bleh! Ick! Evil! Nastiness! Gross! And the worst part is, I discovered lemon fics the hard way...by accidentally happening upon a Heero x Wu Fei lemon....let's just say it wasn't pretty --;;
So, um, yeah...don't read/write lemons...it's gross ^^;;
Reiko-chan ^.~
