The Pokémon Rant
Okay, so, I figured that if the title of my site was gonna be Sailormoon, POKéMON, And More, then I should probably have a section devoted to Pokémon. I had my idea all planned out, and I asked my programmar friend Alex for help, but he told me that he had already written that program for another guy who had had that idea before me >.< So, the Pokémon section was out. But I had to do something Pokémon, so here it is. This rant. Ya happy? =P
First off, I know that there's a lot of controversy on WHICH POKéMON-IS SHOW CAME FIRST. ^.^ As a Pokémon fan, I'm happy to say that POKéMON DID COME FIRST!!!!!!!! NYAH NYAH NAYH!!!!! ^o^ And if you don't believe me, click here for proof. ^.^
I got into Pokémon when the Gameboy game first came out. I had Red Version, and my brother had Blue, and we were HOOKED. (damn, those games were fun! ^.^) Playing as a trainer trying to catch and train a bunch of either really kewl or ultra kawaii pocket monsters is addicting as hell ^-^. Since Red/Blue was so much fun, we also bought Pinball, Stadium, Stadium 2, and Gold/Silver (we're gonna buy Crystal one o' these days). Gold/Silver totally kicked Red/Blue's ass ^.^ The world was twice as big, there were 100 more monsters, and a whole other bunch of kewl stuf. Soooooooooo addicting ^.^ I don't care about the show, or the merchandise, or anything, Pokémon was a geat game ^.^
Speaking of the show...I've heard that the Japanese version is funny as hell and has a bunch of toilet humor and stuf (my favorite kind! ^o^) Unfortunately, I've never seen un-butchered Pokémon, so I can't do a review of the REAL show. But, I CAN review the beat-down, castrated, decapitated, and $h!t on version! ummmmmmm.... ummmmmmmmmm........ IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! My dear god that I don't believe in, IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?! Did any of you see that "Lost Episode?" Bleh! Evil! And the MOVIES!!!!!!!! Holy crap! I saw the first movie in theaters, it sucked, I saw the second movie in theaters (to get the cards for my cousins), it sucked, and by the time the 3rd movie came out, I was already too disgusted. And you know what else sucks? The WB has not only turned Pokémon into a load of $h!t, they've also turned it into a commercial for itself!!!! POKéMON IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMMERCIAL FOR NINTENDO, NOT WB!!!!!!!!!! ><;;;;;;;;;;;;; So, in summary, the dub sucks. ^^;;
Poké merchandise....me likes! Well, not any of the crap the the evils of the WB spurt out, but the real merchandise ^-^ It's so cute! I have a Pokémon poster hanging in my room, a lil' Pikachu keychain that lights up when I press the button, my cousins have Pokémon dolls, models, figures, cards, and other stuf, so yeah! I like Pokémon merchandise! ^.^;;
Now...the other Pokémon-ish shows... ^^;; Well, I've only seen Digimon and Monster Rancher once each, so I can't really judge them....But that doesn't matter. I still like Pokémon better. Now, I know you may think that that's a really stupid statement, but I don't care. =P I haven't really WATCHED any of the three shows all that much, but I still like Pokémon better because it had the best video games and because the pocket monsters are CUTER!!!!!!! ^.^ Just take one look at Jigglypuff and tell me that that's not cuter than anything in Digimon or Monster Rancher! ^.^
Oh, and I don't know anything about Doreamon, but it seems really popular and kawaii, so I don't mind it ^-^
Well, that's enough for 1 rant, I guess....^.^ Later, Bai bai!
Reiko-chan ^.~
