Harem War II

Rating: PG-13 for language and slightly suggestive scenes

Disclaimer:  We do not own the characters from Bakuretsu Hunter, Labyrinth, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Ranma ½, Gundam Wing, or Fushigi Yuugi, no do we claim to own them, although it would be nice…  So no suing please.  This is just a little bit of insanity that happened during one of our many conversations. Call it a side effect off too much homework and too little sleep.  Anyway, enjoy. Flames can be sent to Yaeko-chan at yaekosword@hotmail.com, she enjoys using them to...fuel the fires of passion in her fan fics!  *looks around*  Wait…NANI?!?!?!?

 

May 10, 2001

 

 

*around 3:40 PM: Yaeko walks into the bedroom, finding her bish on the computer.  She screams and runs to quickly delete the previous night’s  conversation*

 

*about 6:30PM*

Mille: I'm STILL wondering what that was about... and she won't tell me

Rei: What what was about?

Mille: Why she had to delete last night's conversation so desperately.  I didn't say anything that bad, did I?

Rei: Search me!

Yaeko: Eh, nuffin, hun, just me being stupid

Mille: Ne, Yaeko-chan... what were we talking about last night?

Yaeko: Why?

Mille: I just have the feeling that, like, I forgot to do something...like I promised to call someone or something or to do something, and I can't for the LIFE of me remember what it what

Rei: Forgot to say bye to Nuriko and call Ziggy?

Yaeko: Mi-chan, are you losing your memory, hunny? Senior moments?

Rei: *smacks her*

Yaeko: Ouch, what????

Rei: Be nice... he's not THAT old yet!

Mille: Ne, maybe I AM losing my memory.  I'm pretty old!

Rei: Not too old though

Mille: Thirteen-hundred, I'm getting into my teen years now... *thinks* actually... that's about middle age, "immortal"-wise

Yaeko: for most of the Spoonerians, anyhow

Rei: Jareth's been alive since about...oh...when were you born, J?

Jareth: Around 600 BCE... maybe farther back, it's hard to remember now.

Mille: *Preens self-conciously* Well, almost middle age... hey, you're, like, twice my age!

Jareth: You're young compared to me! Then again, immortality…

Rei: *slaps Jareth lightly* Don't make me feel like I'm going to die any minute you!  Go flaunt your immortality elsewhere!

Mille: Ne, Rei-chan,I'm, like, 76 times older than you!

Rei: *sweatdrop* yes, but I’m only mortal

Mille: Maybe even more, I think there might be a flaw in the time continuem equation Duo and Heero worked up...

Rei: *grin*

Mille: I might actually be *shudder* even older than I thought

Rei: Hmm, I need to collaborate with you Yaeko.  We need to do a portrait of the two bishis you're a miko for.

Mille: Oh, the MiKo thing? Funny, but Nuriko-sama doesn't like me very much, I don't think

Rei: *smirks as Nuriko appears*

Nuriko: WAI!!!!!!

Yaeko: Heh, hi Nuriko-san

Nuriko: *glomps Mille* Milphey-sama!

Mille: *surprised* konbanwa!

Nuriko: *Shampooish* AIYAA!!!!!!!!!  (Note, we have no claim to any Ranma ½ characters either.) 

Yaeko: Eh, I guess it's evening-y enough to let hat slide...

Nuriko: Heh, not really

Mille: *gulps* are... you... okay?

Nuriko: Ss far as I’m concerned, it's not evening ‘til the sun starts to set, and it gets darker… I'm fine *laughs* Just came out of the closet to Tamahome…Boy was he ever NOT surprised!

Yaeko: Didn't he know...?

Rei: Not totally!

Yaeko: After being exposed as a man...

Nuriko: Nah, he just thought I was weird

Rei: You know we love you any way Nuri-kun

Mille: Aaaawww... Weird people unite!

Rei: *smirks*

Yaeko: Yeah, we like weird people here

Rei: Am I invited?

Mille: I dunno... You're fairly normal... But you're awesome, so, OK!

Rei: Me normal? *cracks up* Just ask Yaeko how "normal" I am.

Mille: Well, compared to me, anyhow...

Yaeko: Hmmmm it all depends on your point of comparison, like Jareth once said.

Mille: Ne, Nuriko-sama, what's your favorite color?  Pink? Or purple?

Nuriko: PURPLE alll the way!

Rei: Woah there! Calm down Nuri! Neurotic is more like it...

Nuriko: *spins around and glomps Rei*

Rei: *Starts tickling him*

Nuriko: Ack!

*Nuriko and Rei vanish*

Mille: Meep, don't tickle!

*Five minutes later Nuriko re-appears in Yaeko’s room*

Nuriko: I hate it when she does that!

Mille: Ne, are you reeeeeeally ticklish, too?

Nuriko: *clams up*

Hothori: *chuckles and tickles him with a pair of long feathers*

Mille: Oh dear...

Nuriko: aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mille: That's not nice, kotei-sama!

Nuriko: *rolls on the floor laughing*

Rei: He doesn't mind.

Mille: The panting and clutching of sides doesn't look like he's tooo indifferent...

Nuriko: *in between laughs* You *gasp* baka! *laugh* Stooop! I can't take it any more! *jumps up and retaliates, laughing* Your turn! *a mock wrestling match ensues*

Hotohori: Ooh, Nuriko! I’ll get you for that!

Rei: *pulls the two apart*

Tamahome: Enough, children

Mille: Hey, one could definitely get into this if one's persuasion were ...

Yaeko: Mirufi, NO.  Hiya Tamahome-sama

Nuriko and Hotohori: Gomen Rei-chan!

Tamahome: Hello Yaeko-san

Yaeko: How're breaks?

Tamahome: Nani?

Mille: She means, how's your life going

Tamahome: Ah.  It's going fine

Mille: Crazy girl, foreigners don't get slang!

Yaeko: Hai, Yaeko no baka

Wufei: Hn

Yaeko: Hiya Wu-man

Wufei: I have one hell of a headache... how????

Tamahome: *rolls eyes and looks around* Gang's all here

Wufei: This is unjust, I don't even remember how I got the damn headache.

Tamahome: You're recovering from a severe hangover, most likely.

Wufei: I feel like I have a…yeah ... not that... um.... I know how that feels…

Rei: *pulls out a peacock feather and tickles Mille*

Mille: AAAHH!!!!!!! *collapses laughing*

Rei *runs from room*

Mille:  Where’s she going now?

Hotohri: *follows Rei from the room*

*chuckles are heard a few seconds later, s well as a few squeals*

Hotohori: *walks back into the room, with Rei over his shoulder*

Rei: HEIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put me down!

Mille: What in all the seven hells...?

Yeako: I am SO glad you can't pick me up Mi-chan!

Mille: Oh? : *glomps Yaeko-chan and holds her high over his head, tickling her stomach*

Hotohori: *drops her on the bed*

Yaeko: look out *squeal* I'm about to kick you in the head!  Shit, I'm wearing a skirt!

Wufei: *sniggers*

Rei: *between gasps for air* He got you! He's gonna... eeek!

Yaeko: Oh dear...

Duo: *watching with interest*

Yaeko: *looks around* ne, hun, you wanna put me down, eh, Mi-chan?

Hotohori: *pins her to the wall*

Rei: *quickly slides past him, under his arm, malicious glint in her eyes* Come help me a minute, Nuri-kun

Nuriko: Hai?

Rei: *looks pointedly at Hotohori*

Nuriko: HAI!

*feathers are pulled out, and Hotohori is turned into a mass of roaring laughter on the bed*

Mille: They're all ticklish...

Nuriko: Take over Tamahome...

Duo: Oi, would you believe it, Heero's insanely ticklish...

Yaeko: *snigger*

Nuriko: *turns to Duo*

Duo: Y-yeah?

Nuriko: *pulls out an eagle feather, or two, or three, or four...*

Duo: *gulps*

Nuriko: Help me get Yaeko-chan again, ne? *tosses Duo a few feathers*

Duo: *gladly grabs them, then looks at them, pensive* no... I can't...I'd rather tickle... MILLE!!!!! *attacks with vengeance unique to the G-boys*

Mille: AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH *screams bloody murder*

Hotohori: *collapses in laughter again*

Mille: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH

Rei: *laughs, and goes to attack Hotohori* WAR II HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED!

Mille: Stop! Ahahahahahahaha stop!

Duo: *keeps tickling*

Mille: *grabs Duo's wrist* No - means - no.

Rei: *leaves Hotohori and heads in Mille's direction* Y'know, Duo, I think you're ticklish too!

Duo: Eh... I... *gulps and tries to free his hand* sorry...

Mamoru: *deep chuckle behind her, and a pair of arms grabs her around the waist*

Rei: Eep? AACK!

Duo: phew, I'm safe

Rei: Don't you dar...eeee!!!!!!!!! St..stop! *spins around and retaliates*

Heero: This is just so cute.

Yaeko: Sickening, isn't it?

Nuriko: *smirks, and launches an attack on Heero*

Heero: *Pulls a gun*

Nuriko: Ugh. Enough with the guns! it's getting old!

Heero: Don't touch me with the feather.

Duo: Yeah, I'm the only one who gets to tickle Hee-chan

Hotohori: *sneaks up behind Heero and disposes of the gun* Ok, go right ahead!

Heero: Fine, you want to wrestle bare hands? *Elbows Hotohori before launching himself at Nuriko.* Fine with me.

Hotohori: *doubles over, wind knocked out of him*

Rei: Hotohori!

Heero: Hn.

Nuriko: *vanishes*

Heero: *Falls flat one his face.*

Wufei: Weakling! don't run from battle!

Rei: *kneels over Hotohori*

Nuriko: *appears, sitting on Heero, binding his hands and feet* Who me?

Heero: AAAAUUUUGGGG! *Breaks the bonds - it's just rope after all - and tackles Nuriko, grabbing his braid*

Nuriko: AGGG! Hands...off...the hair…

Heero: Fine!

Nuriko: *whips his head around, throwing Heero onto the bed*

Heero: *Releases Nuriko's hair as he flies off*

Duo: Hey, don't do anything I'd do over there, Hee-chan!

Yaeko: Oh dear

Nuriko: *hovers in mid air over Heero's head* You love ruining a good time, don't you?

Heero: *Flips up onto his back, kicking Nuriko in the stomach with the flat of his foot.*

Rei: *grabs Nuriko by the collar* leave him alone

Heero: *Lies spread-eagle.* Whatever you want to do, go ahead. I'm a big boy, I can handle it.

Rei: Heero, I don't think that's a very good idea but...DOG PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Hn. *Grunt.*

*the harem jumps onto him, but not before his hands and feet are bound with magic*

Duo: Don't think it'll do much, he's had buildings fall on him before. He's had ME depriving him of air, but....hell, I always like to be on top!*jumps on too*

*proceed to tickle him with every feather known to man and then some

Rei: *looks at Yaeko and sweatdrops* Hoo boy...

Heero: *From under the pile* Like my alcohol, I can also hold my tickling. Unless, of course, Duo's the one with the - AH!

Yaeko: let them be

Heero: *Bucks, being tickled by Duo and an eagle feather.*

Rei: Ok boys, pull out and leave Duo to do his work!

Heero: Nnn-ah!

Duo: *snigger* Like I said, I love it on top *wink*

Mille: Ne, Yaeko-chan, I don't think I can watch...I'm going downstairs to make tea. Does anyone else want some?

Rei: Ok, let's get these two a room…*flips her hand and they vanish to a local hotel*

Wufei: I'll think I'll come with you... You have green tea, I assume

Mille: It's all she and I drink

Rei: *sits down on the bed*

Trowa: Now, what's going on here?

Rei: *pulls out her French books* Study session

Quatre: Hey... where are Duo and Heero?

Yaeko: You - don't - want to know.

Quatre: Oh... *blush* that again

*an hour or so later*

Quatre: Wow, Duo and Heero have been gone for a while

Rei: Prob asleep

Trowa: Let them be, koi, unless you want to find a room of our own...

*Everyone flees, screaming*