LOVE BUNNY
by Smurf

While chasing yet another unattainable girl, Carrot Glace, sword wielder, carrier and skirt chaser extrordinaire, had bumped his cute little head on a low hanging tree limb and was lying, or sprawling, spread-eagled on the ground. Most normal people, when hit over the head with mallets, sharp objects, whips, blocks, etc., you know, the usual stuff, fall over on their backs and see stars. Not Carrot! He is special! He sees playboy bunnies! While pondering whether or not to lie there and pretend to be dead, hoping Tira and Chocolate would take pity one him, or RUN like the WIND, his mind drifted back to the good old days, specifically to the first moment he knew he would spend the rest of his cute lil life ::sniff:: chasing girls.



Carrot and his brother, Marron, were sitting in the school playground, both adorable little tykes, when suddenly, a pretty little girl walks by! And what does she carry in her cute, lil’, grimy paw? What the hell do you think she carries, baka?! A pretty, feminine, little shovel, a pink one.
Carrot smiled in his dream and rolled over.
Carrot is overcome with desire, (for the shovel, you baka. Hehehehe Fala’s shovel shipping... Hehehe), he makes a grab for it. The little girl quickly yanks the shovel over her head and brings it down, with a resounding THWACK! on Darling’s head. Carrot gets up, shakes himself off, the shovel forgotten: here is something else he isn’t allowed to have! Oh goody!!! He reached out to grab the girl but she suddenly pops out a large wooden mallet and squashes him flat.
"She really likes me," thought Carrot dazedly, as he unsquished his face from the ground.


Carrot was awakened from his pleasant daydream by his handsome brother, Marron Glace and his boyfriend, Gateau Mocha.
"Damn! What’s Damn! wrong Damn! twerp? Walk Damn! into Damn! another Damn! Tree?" snickered Gateau. (Special note: Gateau ALWAYS says damn.)
Marron gave his love a reproving look and glanced, with a concerned look on his face, down at his squished brother. He opened his mouth to ask Carrot a question when...
"Halooooooo?! Kawaii, Carrot-chan!!!" Milphey apeared in a puff of smoke. Carrot suddenly looked slightly greener (if possible).
"Hello my love," Milphey chirped in his lovely, feminine voice.
Carrot suddenly looked VERY guilty, he bit his nails, squirmed a little and then shouted "I WASN’T CHASING GIRLS I SWEAR!!!!!"
Mirufiyu laughed and said in a very coy voice,"I won’t be mad if you make it up to me later."
Gateau guffaws and Marron chuckles as Carrot shouts,
"NO WAY! I had to cook last night, there is NO way I’m making another package of oriental Ramen noodles in my life!"
Milphey sighed. "Wrong kind of noodles, my little love-bunny."
Marron blushed and Gateau "Damn"ed and the two of them decided to exit stage southeast.

Three hours later, when Carrot and Milphey finally return to camp, Carrot was wearing Milphey’s robe and Milphey was wearing... well, his head was covered... in Carrot’s pants, they’re kinda useless sitting on his head but... It’s kinda hard getting dressed in the dark, you know?





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