Make Your Own Miaka
TAMAHOME!!!
Eh, okay... I admit, this isn't exactly BH-related, but when it involves torturing Miaka (ugh), who cares?
"Make Your Own Miaka?!?" you ask. "What the fuck?!?" you ask. "Who would want to do that?!?" you ask. Well... The answer is...
ME!
Yes, I hate Miaka (ugh) so much that I no longer call her "Me-aka." She is known as either, "Meeee-yahka," or, "Mi-ACK!-a." But you would think that I wouldn't want to immortalize the obnoxious, squeeky brat in brown butcher's paper... No, no, my friend. In this, you are mistaken.
Take a close look at these picture. All Paper Bag Miaka (PBM) ever says is, "Tamahome!" and we (being me) have decided to make a point of this. So... Take a close look at the picture below, and don't feel bad...
Deep down, we all hate her.
12 FEBRUARY I added a my email address and a hit counter at the bottom of the page. La. If anyone's going to be at Katsucon on Sunday (17), look for me. Green hair, and my own Paper Bag Miaka.
I'm planning out an instructional page so that you can contruct your own PBM. That's coming soon... And maybe I'll put up some business cards so you can spread the... er... love.
OK, I'm warning you... This is your last chance...
If you can't stand to see the sight of Miaka's (ugh) evil face, or if... ::Gasp!:: you actually like the little slut, turn back now!!!
The First Paper Bag Miaka
This is the first PBM. She was created while I was babysitting one night... ::Cackles.:: We were making paper crowns and talking cards and stuff, and I had the craaaaaazy idea to make Miaka (ugh) out of a paper bag. So, thusly was Miaka created. Uhm, her hair ribbons are the wrong colour, and all such good things, but, none the less, she was the milestone for all creative Miaka-haters.
More of PBM # 1
And what, exactly is PBM saying? Let's take a wild friggin' guess. (Ugh.)
The Second Paper Bag Miaka
Eh, well... This PBM isn't very exciting. She's... She's the smallest of the three (the original being the middle-sized one), and her eyes are the wrong colour. She also lacks ribbons, but, then again, it's Miaka (ugh), so who cares.
More of PBM # 2
Frontal Miaka-age. (Ugh.)
The Third Paper Bag Miaka
This one was made over at Rei's, and was dubbed the Christmas Miaka (ugh). She has red-and-green ribbons (as you can see), and... She's also very large. Rei-chan's buddy P-chan was making all sorts of horrendous jokes about what I was doing while I was spreading the liquid Elmers' all over her head... Little did he know, I'm plotting to take over the world with these little babies. (Sadly, that is a lie. Miaka (ugh), even in her butcher's paper form, is too stupid to do anything more than shout, "Tamahome!" ... Or, occasionally, "Hotohori!")
More of PBM # 3
More frontal Miaka-age. (Ugh.) She has red lipstick instead of pink. Grrr...
And guess what she's saying... Hmmm... Yes, that is my hand (and my nailpolish, and the cord to the fax machine) there in the picture. Now you have seen me. You must die.
And so ends the terror that is PBM - although I make no promises that there will not be more to come.
Some time in the near future, I will have instructions as to how you, too, may make a Paper Bag Miaka of your own (complete with, "Tamahome!") to torture your friends with.
Until then...
Yaeko
Paper Bag Miaka, and PBM is the creation of "Yaeko de Nirohmy." I'd appreciate if you refrained from putting your own PBM (should you dare to make them) online - simply because I'm very protective of my evil. So please, no stealing. Feel free to make the little devils for your own home use, though...
The real Miaka (ugh) belongs to Watase Yuu, Flower Comics, and other owners/liscensors of "Fushigi Yuugi"/"Mysterious Play." The PBM is a non-profit fan effort.
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