Note: Hope you've all read Book 10, or the title won't make sense. Just a silly fic. I don't really agree with any of the couples mentioned. This is actually a witty (at least we thought so) conversation a few of my friends and I had while we were happily digesting good Indian food. These characters aren't mine. Hope you enjoy the story.
That Popular New Genre
Twenty years had passed since the defeat of Zaha Torte. The Sorcerer Hunters had experienced twenty more years of laughter, pain, joy and heartbreak, yet there were the Misu sisters and Glace brothers, gathered around a cozy campfire, discussing not what had happened in those twenty years, but what had happened before them.
"I remember when I always used to throw myself at you Dar-Carrot," Chocolate finished lamely.
"Who could forget that?" Carrot replied, a grimace crossing his face. "Psycho Amazon She-Beast."
Chocolate laughed and playfully punched his arm. Suddenly her eyes narrowed. "Say, I always suspected that you rejected me because you had someone else. Also, you were always sneaking off at night. What were you doing, anyway?"
Carrot answered quite simply. "Conducting my affair with Marron."
Tira gasped, Chocolate sputtered, and Marron dropped the stick he had been toying with into the fire. "What?!" they all three exclaimed.
"Oh, come on, Marron! Don't try to pretend it didn't happen."
Marron blinked a few times. "Come now, brother. If it ever did happen, I must have been asleep."
"Sleeping people don't hold their breaths," Carrot pointed out logically.
Marron's golden eyes widened and he raised a hand to his mouth. "That was you? I thought it was Gateau."
"So there was something going on between you and Gateau!" Tira exclaimed.
Marron's lips twitched into a slight, bemused smile. "Apparently not."
