You Know You Like Crawford too Much when...

1) Watching "The Matrix" for the first time, you sat bolt upright when you heard them mention "The Oracle".

2) You were disapointed that "the oracle" wasn't an incredibly cool guy in a cream suit.

3) You chase after any quiet teenage boy you happen to see and begin to slap him in the face.

4) You ponder how Crawford keeps his suits so clean (being an assasin and all o_O) and wonder what brand of detergent he uses.

5) You constantly run onto golf courses and grab golfers' arms in mid swing.

6) You wear glasses even though you have 20/20 vision.

7) You've tried to put your friend in a straight jacket.

8) You've succeeded in putting your friend in a straigt jacket.

9) You call your boyfriend/girlfriend "Schu" or "Schu-Schu".

10) You harrass your best friend to rent the Weiss Kreuz series only to see Crawford and Schwarz.

11) Your daily conversations consit mostly of how Schwarz is better then Weiss, Why Crawford is better than so and so and so on...

12) when you get bored during class, your mind wanders as you think of different anime yaoi pairings, all involving Crawford (although Schu is the man for Bradley ^_^).

13) The guy at the Anime store is used to seeing you since you repeatedly rent the same Weiss Kreuz videos again and again...

14) You fast forward through episodes to ones that are more "Crawford-ful"

15) You stare in awe at businesses like "Crawford Loans" or "Crawford Travel".

16) You find that you notice allot of guys with nice black hair and glasses wandering around...

17) You stalk these people o_0

18) You are very irritated at the lack of Schwarz-ie merchandise

19) You cheer and holler for Crawford to "Kick Aya's ass!!" when watching Weiss Kreuz episodes.

20) Your friend is too embarressed to watch Weiss Kreuz with you since you won't stop fidgiting, giggling and grinning whenever Crawford or Crawford and Schu occupy the screen.(*ahem*....)

21) You start a Crawford site....

22) You offer complete strangers to be their bodyguard.

23) You pout at there not being enough Crawford pictures around.

24) You print out every single picture of Crawford and put them in your room.

25) When asked to state your religion, you reply with "Crawflic".

26) You form your own religion called "Crawfordanity", "Crawfordisim", etc.

27) You preach the good word of said religions o_O

28) You get people to join your new religion x_O

29) You shoot people with a bubble gun

30) Whenever you encounter insects, you swat at them saying "Noisey flies" again and again and giggle madly at quoting Crawford.

31) You find yourself wondering whether Crawford wears boxers or briefs (C'mon, you know it's crossed your mind).

32) You find out when Crawford's Birthdate is and throw a party in his honour...

33) Your locker is a Schwarz Shrine.

[NEW!] 34) The local anime dealer makes a point to mention whenever he has new Wiess Kreuz posters instock knowing that you cannot resist buying them ^_^;;

[NEW!] 35) You look through the phone book for every and any Crawford last or first name.

[NEW!] 36) You watch other animes and point out all the Crawlie look alikes.

[NEW!] 37) You subtly hint for your dark-haired, glasses wearing boyfriend to grow his bangs out a wee bit more...*ahem once again* hehe o_O

[NEW!] 38) You pay hundreds of dollars for stylish business suits.

[NEW!] 39) You have or plan to have a car lisence plate that says something along the lines of "BRAD" (When you're name is not Brad), "CRAWLIE", "ORACLE", "SCHU", etc.

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