A/N: I was just thinking what if Kenshin became a door to door salesman and had a route to lots of anime characters. So, I wrote this madness.
 

    Kenshin walked down the street, looking for the first designated block to sell his items. Do to the author's lack of imagination, Kenshin had NO clue what he was selling. Our red haired hero continued down the street until he bumped into the randomly appearing Kurineko.

   He looked at Kenshin pointed toward a street, "Nyao."

Kenshin smiled politely, "Why thank you."

Suddenly, Kurineko was jumped by Luna and Ryo-ohki. Nyao's, hissing and scratching were heard from the cloud of dust until the fight came to a sudden halt.

Kenshin raised an eyebrow at this sight, "Oro?"

    Emerging from the cloud of clearing dust, Kurineko walked out on his hind legs, with his chest stuck out victoriously as Luna and Ryo-ohki were laid out on the ground. He looked up as Kenshin and held out his paw, "Nyao...nyao...NYAO!!!!!" (Translation: "Love...and...PEACE!!!!")

"Oro?"

Kenshin sighed, "Could you be any MORE obvious?!"

The author whined, "Gimme a break, It's 3 a.m. over here!"

Kenshin sighed and muttered, "Get a life, that you should....."

The author raised an eyebrow, "Huh? What'd you say?"

Kenshin smiled, "Nothing at all."

    Kenshin knocked on the first door of the block. It was only mere seconds before the door opened and Kenshin faced a woman with purple hair, and a very revealing outfit.

    Faye sweat dropped at the salesman who just caught a massive nosebleed and crashed to the floor while exclaiming "Oro". She sighed and shook her head before slamming the door shut, "Men."

   Kenshin recovered in a minute or so and said, "That was a very interesting woman, that she was." He dusted of his clothes and walked over to the next house.

    From the inside, he could her commotion as if a fight were going on. Objects could be heard crashing to the floor and such. Kenshin reached for his sword, but before he could unsheathe it, two gunshots went off and then the door was kicked down from the inside. Sanosuke came running out with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and Vodka in the other.

   Sano zipped by Kenshin as a fuzzy green haired guy with a blue suit and loose tie came running after him, shooting of a handgun while yelling, "Come back here with my booze!"

"Oro?"

    Kenshin went off to the next house and knocked on the door. The door slowly opened as a tall man with long, grayish hair came out, wearing all black with a Katana by his side. His eyes seemed to narrow as he looked at Kenshin. He looked around, as if checking for an ambush then looked back down at Kenshin, "What?"

    Kenshin smiled, "Hello, sir. I'm here to show you the newest product my company has-"

   The door slammed in Kenshin's face. Literally.

   He fell over with a red mark on the front of his face, "Ooooorrrrrrrrooooooo......."

   At last, Kenshin was on his way to a new block. He looked at his route list to see what was next. After looking at the paper, he pulled out his reverse bladed sword and flipped the blade around, marching off toward the author. The author of this story saw Kenshin coming and did what any brave, fan fiction writing soul would do. He let out a girlish, high pitched scream while begging forgiveness. For the next street read, Saitou Avenue.

"I'll change it! I'll change it!"

"Hiten Mitsurugi Style! Ryu Tsui Sen!"