Kenshin the Door to Door Salesman (That he is)

Part IV: Kenshin's Ultimate Revenge!

 

The author typed up Kenshin's next deal.

But, Himura the Battousai had his fill.

He wished to put use to his skill

and said, "Die painfully, that you will!"

 

The author got up from his seat

and ran away in hasteful retreat.

Kenshin flipped the blade with gritted teeth

and bellowed death threats like a raging beast.

 

Vash stepped in his way, not letting anyone die.

Kenshin gave him donuts, Vash stepped aside.

The author ran to Aoshi's house for help

Aoshi replied, "Damn it, fight him yourself!"

 

The author turned around and started running again

as Kenshin came at him, "RYU TSUI SEN!"

He then went to the house of Gene Starwind

Gene was too drunk to even let him in.

 

There came the Battousai, ready to serve wrath

but the sword missed the author, cutting Gene's house in half.

The chase went on for a while, 10 minutes passed

Kenshin never slashed him, but shoved a boot up his ass.

 

You should have seen this coming, Kenshin can't lose.

Spike also kicked the author's ass for making Sano steal his booze.

Everyone else beat him down cuz they felt the got screwed.

The author was indeed an asshole, that I knew.

 

 

A/N: Hey! Who wrote that?!

K/N: Hmm, maybe it was Tasuki. He's a vandalizing bandit, that he is.

T/N: WHAT?! RECCA-

A/N: Forget it! Just delete it.

K/N: It was already sent to fanfiction.net, that it was.

A/N: WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

 

Real A/N: Don't get upset. The next chapter's coming soon. VERY soon. Finals are over! HOORAY!